Mastahed
Masurianed

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Mastahed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor decision appears to require personal command. Burdella was Mastahed and took responsibility for the pub's coat hooks. Master Cubed adj. Reduced by drink to solving the same coloured problem repeatedly while companions wait for the pub to close. Ramiyah became Master Cubed and rotated the coaster for half an hour.
Master John Goodfellowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a topic of conversation which the assembled company had hoped to avoid. Tamarah got Master John Goodfellowed and made the dinner conversation regrettably anatomical. Master of Artsed adj. Drunk past the point of answering a question without establishing its cultural context first. Monica became Master of Artsed and contextualised the pub quiz before answering anything. Master of Scienced adj. Reduced by drink to a qualification that explains much, but not the decision to continue. Semiko was Master of Scienced enough to discuss scientific applications while ordering another round. Master of the Rollsed adj. Loosened by drink into an arbiter of minor disputes between people who were not disputing. Blandy became Master of the Rollsed and adjudicated ownership of the last pork pie. Master of the Universed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the entire room as a modest personal responsibility. Tikeshia was Master of the Universed and attempted to improve the arrangement of the chairs. Master-Signifiered adj. Slowed by drink to a nodding point from which every conversation, coat and round derives its meaning. Juancarlo became Master-Signifiered and made the last order answer for the entire evening. MasterCarded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every purchase requires a considered financial ceremony. Peregrina became MasterCarded and counted the coins beside the card machine twice. Mastercarded (/ˈmæstə(ɹ)ˌkɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk and charging the evening to an account whose future remains theoretical. Boback was Mastercarded and offered to settle the entire table by electronic means. Mastered adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses every acquaintance with ceremonious, unnecessary formality. Xaidyn got Mastered and called the barman by his surname throughout the evening. Mastiffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and guarding the doorway with powerful, deep-chested certainty. Allishia stood Mastiffed beside the exit and confidently decided who was fit to leave. Mastino Napoletanoed adj. Drunk to the point where a quiet room acquires the protective presence of a large dog. Rayha became Mastino Napoletanoed and stationed herself beside the crisps. Mastodonianed adj. Drunk past the point of posting publicly, and of remembering which audience was intended. Taisiya got Mastodonianed and published a thoughtful complaint about the pub's lighting. Mastodonned (/ˈmæs.tə.dɒnd/) adj. Drunk enough to proceed heavily, with more machinery than the occasion requires. Samijo arrived Mastodonned and took the longest possible route to the bar.
Masurianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home retains a reliable geography. Keana became Masurianed and placed the station somewhere beyond the car park.
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