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Macdonaldizationed adj. You are drunk and converting every social exchange into a standardised service encounter. Devaya was Macdonaldizationed and asked friends to rate the quality of their conversation. Macedonian pined adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing rigidly upright until the body remembers it is a tree. Maudestine was Macedonian pined beside the stairs, vertical but no longer mobile. Macedonian vimbaed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with the lateral uncertainty of a fish whose fins have opinions of their own. Wynetta was Macedonian vimbaed and approached the stairs with a pronounced sideways drift. Macedonianed (/mæsəˈdəʊnɪənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the staircase as a long argument with gravity. Jaree was Macedonianed and disputed each stair's right to be below the previous one. Macedonianismed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, borrowing an expression for every stumble and pause. Azure was Macedonianismed and supplied an unfamiliar idiom for each missed step. Macedonianisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a wobble as doctrine and the handrail as a convert. Zali was Macedonianisted and preached balance to the staircase while leaning against it. Macedonianizationed adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement undergo a gradual and irreversible local transformation. Rashied became Macedonianizationed halfway upstairs, each step acquiring a different gait. Macedoniannessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which the coat is located only after the last train has gone. Zadin became Macedoniannessed and searched every coat pocket for the ticket he was holding. Macedonismed adj. Drunk and insisting that the final round is a matter of principle rather than preference. Ryshaun grew Macedonismed and defended the last round as though Parliament had proposed otherwise. Macedonisted adj. Drunk to the point where every departure requires a speech, a vote and one further round. Aislin became Macedonisted and proposed a formal motion concerning the taxi home. Macedonisticsed adj. Drunk enough to classify the evening by its rounds, intervals and disputed final orders. Lovette got Macedonisticsed and reconstructed the evening from receipts found in three pockets. Macfarlaned adj. Drunk past the point of finding the coat, but still convinced its cape makes it distinctive. Paxten became Macfarlaned and searched the cloakroom for a garment with an imaginary shoulder cape. Mach angled adj. Drunk enough to leave every room at a trajectory that bears only a theoretical relationship to the door. Korryn departed Mach angled, missing the exit by a consistent twelve degrees. Mach banded adj. Drunk, with the result that each coat looks darker or lighter according to whichever touches it. Larnie was Mach banded, finding the exit conspicuous only when standing beside the coat stand. Mach diamonded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a bright, repeated pattern of conversations around the room. Couri became Mach diamonded and ricocheted between the bar, cloakroom and taxi queue. Mach fronted adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting the returning wave of people who have already gone home. Montego was Mach fronted and encountered the same departing party twice outside.