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Maxwell's ottered adj. Sharpened by drink into a sleek, wet creature whose route home follows the river. Keimar was Maxwell's ottered, gliding from the pub towards the canal after last orders. Maxwell-Boltzmann distributioned adj. Loosened by drink into a spread of speeds, from brisk departure to stationary coat-room contemplation. Johathan was Maxwell-Boltzmann distributioned, with companions scattered between the bar and the taxi. Maxwellianed adj. Too drunk to support a physicist whose equations require rather more sobriety. Lagina became Maxwellianed and defended field theory beside the crisps. Maxwellisationed (/ˌmækswɛlɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute one’s movements according to a curve, rather than any sensible plan. Kathleeen grew Maxwellisationed and dispersed across the dance floor with statistical regularity. Maxwellizationed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute one’s speed in the American spelling, with no central estimate surviving inspection. Coyte became Maxwellizationed and gave the pub a distinctly continental spread of velocities. May 7th'd adj. Having drunk more than a modest educational institution combining manual labour with ideological instruction can reasonably absorb. Martiel became May 7th'd, treating the garden as a rural curriculum and the hedge as faculty. May Balled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a college formal for a comprehensive programme of fireworks, rides, and ceremonial excess. Arshaan got May Balled and judged the dodgems an indispensable part of higher education. May Day sweeped adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of the parade, yet still carrying a broom as though civic cleanliness depended on it. Codyallen was May Day sweeped and attempted to clear confetti from an already spotless pavement. May Dayed adj. You are drunk and celebrating spring with the grave conviction that fertility is a public responsibility. Dreshun was May Dayed and decorated the coat stand with ribbons before breakfast. May Duked adj. Of a drinker: large, dark-red in aspect, and liable to split under modest pressure. Haliana was May Duked by midnight, flushed and dangerously close to cracking over the bill. May Lorded adj. Describing a drinker who presides over spring festivities without having been appointed, consulted, or invited. Eva-andreea became May Lorded and declared the pub garden open for seasonal observance. May Queened adj. A drinker who leads the procession with floral authority, despite there being no procession. Garit was May Queened and walked first through the corridor, waving a beer mat. May Weeked adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted one academic celebration into an entire week of questionable scheduling. Alafia was May Weeked and believed the term had only just begun on Thursday. May appled adj. Softened by drink into a fruit-bearing plant whose roots should not be trusted. Sesha became May appled, pleasant above the table and hazardous underneath. May blossomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has flowered visibly, with a thorny disposition and berries expected later. Kerilyn was May blossomed, pink-faced and spreading opinions across the table. May bugged adj. Reduced by drink to the slow, ungovernable persistence of a large beetle in warm weather. Alger was May bugged and spent several minutes negotiating with the porch light.