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Mayan arched adj. Reduced by drink to a sequence of small, regular supports between bed and bathroom. Tayvia was Mayan arched by breakfast, crossing the landing in measured little bends. Mayanisted adj. Softened by drink into a morning scholar of ruins, dates, and the exact location of the paracetamol. Daleysa was Mayanisted, studying the breakfast table as though it concealed a lost inscription. Mayanned adj. The state of being drunk and waking with a civilisation's worth of explanations for one empty glass. Kandy was Mayanned by breakfast, explaining the empty bottle with impressive historical range. Mayannessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unmistakably regional conviction that the kettle has historical significance. Elwyn was Mayannessed by breakfast, granting the kettle an importance nobody challenged. Mayanologied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an excavation, recovering each part of the evening separately. Chasten was Mayanologied, uncovering last night's events beneath layers of toast and silence. Mayanologisted adj. Loosened by drink into a patient investigator of vanished evenings and surviving receipts. Shann was Mayanologisted, reconstructing the previous night from receipts and crumbs. Mayberry Machiavellied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's complicated evidence has become two very simple, wrong alternatives. Sharlanda was Mayberry Machiavellied, insisting the headache meant either heroism or betrayal. Maydayed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the next request for a taxi into an international distress signal. Cleophus got Maydayed and radioed the taxi office from the pub's quietest corner. Mayduked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the dark-red, substantial appearance of fruit best handled carefully. Daijha was Mayduked and sat beneath the awning like a cherry awaiting collection. Mayer's reagented adj. Drunk enough to make every remaining thought precipitate visibly in the bottom of the mug. Kalie was Mayer's reagented, leaving each breakfast decision settled at the bottom of her tea. Mayited adj. Drunk beyond party loyalty, still defending last night's choices to the first Conservative leaflet encountered. Kadeem was Mayited over tea, defending the route home against the evidence of the satnav. Maylandered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling like a small, self-governing territory. Qiana was Maylandered by breakfast, issuing local regulations about noise and toast. Maymestered adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire evening has been compressed into a short, intensive academic term. Doneva was Maymestered by breakfast, having completed a full curriculum of poor decisions. Maynard's cuckooed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning occupied by a small, persistent tropical call from nowhere apparent. Jazarah was Maynard's cuckooed, listening for a bird inside the wardrobe. Mayniacked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a singer's biography as essential morning-after reading. Kariem was Mayniacked, discussing Conor Maynard while buttering toast with grave concentration. Mayo scissorsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cutting the morning's conversation into short, surgical sections. Leshonda was Mayo scissorsed, trimming every account of the evening to its least defensible part.