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Mayoed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a local certainty, carrying the morning after like a border crossing.
Ksean was
Mayoed
by breakfast, defending the county line against an entirely imaginary objection.
Mayologied
adj.
Drunk and reconstructing the previous evening from fragments, with the confidence of a museum catalogue.
Feivel was
Mayologied
by breakfast, labelling each receipt as evidence.
Mayologisted
adj.
Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the evening from two receipts and a bus ticket.
Alesi became
Mayologisted
over tea, assigning motives to every unexplained purchase.
Mayomanned
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and waking with county pride disproportionate to the evidence.
Darlia was
Mayomanned
by breakfast, praising the county while searching for her own postcode.
Mayonnaised
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every available surface as something to be spread upon.
Glenette got
Mayonnaised
and confidently dressed the bread before anyone had found the plates.
Mayowomanned
adj.
Softened by drink into addressing every stranger as though county boundaries were a formality.
Philmore went
Mayowomanned
and invited the entire bar to settle in for tea.
Maytaged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into diagnosing every household noise as a problem requiring immediate repair.
Ariyahna got
Maytaged
and dismantled the washing machine during the pudding course.
Maytimed
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating a Tuesday as the natural occasion for public renewal.
Karrar became
Maytimed
and proposed a parade despite the rain and the calendar.
Mazahuaed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to make a firm decision about a matter not remotely within your remit.
Sasha got
Mazahuaed
and reorganised the committee without having joined it.
Mazaked
adj.
Slowed by drink to a dull metallic certainty that the machinery will sort itself out.
Chericka went
Mazaked
and promised the broken lift would resume service shortly.
Mazandaranied
adj.
Drunk and confidently assigning every unfamiliar word a meaning you have just invented.
Othel became
Mazandaranied
and translated the menu for diners who spoke the language.
Mazanderanied
adj.
Drunk to the point where a guess becomes an instruction and an instruction becomes policy.
Rhyon got
Mazanderanied
and directed the queue towards a locked cupboard.
Mazatecanned
adj.
Drunk past the point of checking whether your confident solution concerns the problem at hand.
Kibibi became
Mazatecanned
and repaired the toaster when the complaint concerned the heating.
Mazatecked
adj.
Drunk enough to volunteer an authoritative answer before discovering what question was asked.
Debroah went
Mazatecked
and answered the landlord's greeting with detailed financial advice.
Mazbhied
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish between offering advice and taking operational control.
Jaycia went
Mazbhied
and redirected the conversation towards a plan for the entire weekend.
Mazdaed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where taking the wheel seems reckless rather than merely efficient.
Shaylee got
Mazdaed
and announced that the car was perfectly capable of finding its own way home.
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