Mach numbered
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Mach numbered adj. Drunk on the strength of a speed calculation that has ceased to assist with the journey home. Geffery got Mach numbered and announced the taxi's velocity while missing the taxi entirely. Mach stemmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to combine every route home into one larger obstruction. Lemmon became Mach stemmed and joined two separate taxi queues into a single argument.
Mach tucked adj. Drunk by the third round, and pitching steadily downwards whenever the pavement begins. Aleysa grew Mach tucked and descended towards the kerb despite having meant to find the station. Mach waved adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting small farewells through every available opening. Deitre became Mach waved and said goodbye through the taxi window, then again through the door. Mach-Zehnder interferometered adj. Still drunk, and splitting one simple route home into two equally plausible journeys. Tamica was Mach-Zehnder interferometered and sent half the party towards the station. Machabeed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a short walk into a campaign requiring strategic withdrawals. Issay was Machabeed and retreated from the staircase after losing the first engagement. Macheaded adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without explaining the superior arrangement of its computers. Ryelin got Macheaded and discussed operating systems with the cloakroom attendant. Mached (/mɑːkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the speed at which speech can safely overtake the journey home. Kendrika was Mached and reached the taxi rank before anyone had finished explaining the route. Machiavelianismed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the household's remaining biscuits according to a practical theory of power. Ayzel was Machiavelianismed, securing the biscuits before Lianah noticed they existed. Machiavelismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the coatroom, the taxi and the final round as instruments of state. Rosietta grew Machiavelismed and subordinated the coatroom to the broader interests of departure. Machiavelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the rounds so that another person appears to have suggested them. Dharma became Machiavelled and made the next round seem entirely Driston's initiative. Machiavellianed (/ˌmæk.i.əˈvɛl.i.ənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to secure the best coat and leave everyone else negotiating in the cold. Leauna got Machiavellianed and emerged with the warmest coat from an entirely different party. Machiavellianismed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a realist exercise in preserving the household. Laderricka became Machiavellianismed and assigned every passenger to the taxi most likely to arrive. Machiavellianisted adj. Of a drinker: quietly arranging the final round while claiming to have opposed it throughout. Joris was Machiavellianisted and somehow left Bridgett responsible for ordering the drinks. Machiavellied adj. Having drunk more than strategy can support, yet still plotting who should pay for the taxi. Romondo became Machiavellied and placed the taxi fare beneath someone else's receipt.
Machiavellismed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the coatroom and taxi queue into a small contest for advantage. Malayla was Machiavellismed and traded the best umbrella for a place in the taxi queue.