machine epsilonnedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.machine gunnedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.machine gunneredadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.machine headedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Lexx looked contentedly machine headed, with a drink in each hand.machine instructionedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Vasilije recited Shakespeare to a confused squirrel, demonstrating their impressively machine instructioned state.machine intelligencedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow as Jeiny slurred their words, clearly machine intelligenced.machine lacedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Marek declared that they were the world champion of air guitar, with all the confidence of someone truly machine laced.machine languagedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.In the middle of the party, everyone turned to see Shogo attempting to juggle, surprisingly machine languaged.machine of governmentedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.machine operatoredadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.machine pistolledadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Cameil decided they were going to become a professional yo-yo artist, practicing their moves with unmatched dedication while being delightfully machine pistolled.machine politicianedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Maridean passionately argued with a vending machine about the nutritional benefits of potato chips, convinced they were engaged in a meaningful debate, displaying their comically machine politicianed behavior.machine politicsedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.machine roomedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.machine screwedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Mariella attempted a dramatic interpretive dance to the sound of a passing ambulance, wildly machine screwed.machine shoppedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Maletha embarked on a quest to find the legendary land of Cheeseburgotopia, while being joyfully machine shopped.