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Machiavellisted adj. Describing a drinker who quietly obtains the last taxi while everyone else discusses another round. Cindyanna was Machiavellisted and reached the taxi before the table had agreed to leave. Machiguengaed adj. A drinker who has made the journey home a quiet expedition, with the destination wisely unspecified. Maylie was Machiguengaed and followed the pavement until a taxi appeared beside her. Machinned (/ˈmeɪt͡ʃɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every profile in the room acquires the solemnity of an official portrait. Arrie became Machinned and assessed each guest as though issuing a commemorative stamp. Machismed adj. Drunk to the extent of demanding that every statement be reduced to what can be verified before last orders. Kashauna became Machismed and rejected the rumour until somebody produced a receipt. Machisted adj. Drunk on the strength of propositions stripped so bare that even the barmaid declines to verify them. Mitty went Machisted and dismissed the sentimental account of how the vase had broken. Machmetered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring personal velocity against the speed of sound with misplaced precision. Faneisha was Machmetered and claimed the queue for the taxi was approaching transonic conditions. Machupo virused adj. Still drunk, and treating ordinary conversation as a feverish outbreak requiring containment. Aleceia remained Machupo virused, quarantining herself beside the radiator and refusing sensible advice. Macintoshed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a desktop, a laptop, and the glowing rectangle currently in the pudding. Lakicha became Macintoshed and attempted to open the biscuit tin with a password. Mack trucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter every room with the momentum and negotiating power of heavy freight. Dawood arrived Mack trucked and displaced two chairs without acknowledging either collision. Mackayited adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with attaching any geographical significance to the person's present location. Timayah became Mackayited and confidently placed the pub somewhere beyond the eastern seaboard. Macked (/mækd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a narrow doorway as a minor obstacle to commercial transport. Henzo came Macked through the kitchen and removed a portion of the doorframe. Mackenzie River huskied adj. Of a drinker: assembled from several overlapping working parts, none of which can be recognised as a breed. Leontine was Mackenzie River huskied, pulling the party northward by instincts nobody had authorised. Mackenzie beaned adj. Of a drinker who has consumed something toxic and now regards prudent recovery as an optional botanical detail. Crimsyn became Mackenzie beaned after sampling the mysterious garnish and refusing further diagnosis. Mackenzied (/məˈkɛnziːd/) adj. You are drunk and have mistaken a respectable mixture of gin and juice for a complete philosophy of refreshment. Javi became Mackenzied and prescribed fruit juice as the proper companion to every remaining spirit. Mackie lined adj. Describing a drinker who has established a sharp conversational border between lucidity and complete nonsense. Anterrius was Mackie lined, lucid at one end of the table and incomprehensible at the other. Maclaurin polynomialed adj. A drinker who has truncated every thought after a few terms and calls the remainder a conclusion. Kawanna became Maclaurin polynomialed and abandoned each explanation at its first useful approximation.