machwaed
mackerel minted

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machwaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small root vegetable the agreed subject of public debate. Archy became machwaed and held Sharly's attention with an extended account of Andean produce. machzored (/ˈmɑːxzəɹd/) adj. Drunk and consulting solemnly, for practical guidance, a book intended for holiday prayer. Rilei got machzored and searched the prayerbook for instructions on settling the bar tab.
macied (/ˈma.t͡sɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a sticky rice sweet as a complete meal and a sound investment. Amukta got macied and bought three portions of the chewy snack for the journey home. macignoed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a soft foundation is a poor place for bold plans. Paulin went macignoed and built his argument on the first rumour he heard. macilenced adj. Drunk beyond noticing that confidence has outlasted the physical means to support it. Hertis became macilenced and announced a sprint despite having misplaced both shoes. macilencied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a visibly diminished capacity seem, to its owner, entirely theoretical. Keiora got macilencied and volunteered for the late shift with no route home. macinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every unsolicited opinion is delivered as though it were protective treatment. macintoshed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waterproof to the household's increasingly direct attempts at assistance. macired adj. Drunk to a degree that lends an ancient, aromatic authority to decisions made without evidence. macitentanned (/ˌmæsɪˈtɛntænd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking every signal that might have prevented the next confident mistake. mack daddied adj. Drunk on the strength of prosperity imagined from a wallet containing insufficient evidence. Dontarrius got mack daddied and offered the whole room a round before checking the balance. mackayited adj. Drunk since last orders, and transparent about a greenish certainty that the questionable plan will succeed. Blanche was mackayited and insisted the green cocktail had improved her navigation. macked (/mækd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still delivering polished seduction to the sofa cushions. Johniya got macked and attempted a persuasive introduction to the television remote. mackerel birded adj. Drunk by closing time, and twisting abruptly whenever responsibility appears within reach. mackerel breezed adj. Softened by drink into a person who ruffles the water of the washing-up without catching anything. Kiptin spent the evening mackerel breezed, stirring the sink as though fish might appear.
mackerel minted adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who mistakes spearmint for a sensible garnish on everything.