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macristiided adj. The condition of a drinker who has been mistaken for several different people by the end of the evening. Shelanda was macristiided, repeatedly identified as the barmaid, the quizmaster, and someone's cousin. macro expansioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a small instruction having expanded into a full account of the evening. Virlyn got macro expansioned and delivered the entire history of the bar before ordering crisps. macro guarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and refusing entry to anything not already accounted for, including the taxi. macro languaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and processing every household chore as an elaborate formal system. macro lensed adj. Still drunk, and bringing the smallest domestic details into solemn and disproportionate focus. Jaylicia got macro lensed over a dropped peanut and inspected it as though presenting evidence. macro virused adj. Too drunk to leave the evening alone, repeatedly opening the same conversational programme. Enedino got macro virused and reopened the discussion about taxis after everyone had left. macro-fictioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a brief anecdote about the bus into an epic of considerable length. macro-managemented adj. Drunk to a degree that day-to-day control is reserved for large projects, not individual feet. Jessica- was macro-managemented and successfully supervised the party while missing the bottom stair. macro-mothed adj. Too drunk to resist the brightest available exit, even when it leads away from home. Mickenna got macro-mothed and followed the illuminated off-licence instead of the taxi rank. macro-organismed adj. Of a drinker who has become visible to the naked eye chiefly through the scale of his public movements. Duaa-noor was macro-organismed, occupying the dance floor as though classified for field observation. macroMEC'd adj. Having drunk more than one relatively large measure, and now requiring a relatively large intervention. Annelisse was macroMEC'd and needed both hands to convey a single glass to the table. macroRNA'd adj. You have drunk enough to become comparatively large in expression, though not in authority. Khunais was macroRNA'd and filled the room with a speech about the superior merits of salt. macroacquisitioned adj. Of a drinker: acquiring a second language by speech community, beginning with the word for chips. macroactioned adj. Of a drinker who has reduced several small decisions to one grand movement towards the kebab shop. Thos went macroactioned and attempted to settle the evening, the bill and the umbrella simultaneously. macroadenomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged a modest opinion beyond a centimetre of sensible proportion. Shanterri became macroadenomaed over the correct temperature for tea and addressed the matter formally. macroagglutinationed adj. A drinker who has become visibly clumped with every chair, coat and nearby acquaintance.