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MBP'd

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MB'd adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen floor as a fashionable establishment requiring private attendance. Mialyn was MB'd and accepted a glass of water from the kitchen floor with quiet gratitude. MB1'd adj. Softened by drink into a single decisive click, usually directed at the wrong window. Clemencie became MB1'd and closed the document containing all the evening’s arrangements.
MBA'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating every exchange as a commercial opportunity with measurable returns. Caidin got MBA'd and attempted to monetise the spare chairs before the speeches began. MBBChed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa requires a medical qualification before it may be occupied. Darryll got MBBChed and diagnosed the sofa as suitable for prolonged observation. MBBS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who makes an immediate diagnosis and recommends a treatment involving another round. Arriyanna was MBBS'd and declared the table’s silence a severe case of insufficient refreshment. MBC'd adj. The state of being drunk and offering authoritative guidance on activities nobody intends to complete. Aiden was MBC'd, advising the table on knots before failing to tie his shoelace. MBCS'd adj. A drinker who has become capable of handling several characters per utterance, none of them in the right order. Raemon was MBCS'd and addressed the cloakroom ticket as though it were a formal document. MBD'd adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently mistakes a cousin for someone met entirely elsewhere. Nasma got MBD'd and introduced her cousin as an old colleague from Leeds. MBE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though surviving breakfast were a national service. Benina woke MBE'd, accepting the tea with the gravity of an official presentation. MBFR'd adj. You are drunk and conducting mutual, balanced reductions in the contents of the bar. Dontrail got MBFR'd and proposed removing one bottle from every shelf. MBH'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a mass far exceeding the pub's available means of moving him. Kendel became MBH'd beside the bar and required two regulars and a taxi. MBL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of binding indiscriminately to every sugar-bearing object in the vicinity. Auturo got MBL'd and formed an immediate attachment to the treacle tart. MBM'd adj. Softened by drink into rendered material, suitable for feeding and removing from the premises. Klairissa was MBM'd by last orders and accepted a chip as practical nourishment. MBO'd adj. Drunk to the point where every pint is judged against a personal objective set earlier in the evening. Jessicka got MBO'd and announced that the next round would satisfy her strategic target. MBOCA'd adj. Drunk enough to manufacture a protective domestic casing from cushions and a folded blanket. Tinette got MBOCA'd and assembled a polyurethane-like nest on the sofa.
MBP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to present ordinary opinions as professional-grade work. Kassidy was MBP'd and offered to improve the pub's financial arrangements.