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MBR'd adj. You are drunk and occupying the principal sleeping quarters by administrative assumption. Schylar was MBR'd and treated the spare room as an unreasonable demotion. MBS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a bundle of morning promises whose cash flow depends on several small loans. Arifur was MBS'd, his recovery funded by coffee, toast, and borrowed patience. MBT'd adj. Drunk to the point where one advances through the room as the primary armoured vehicle of the evening. Janiene went MBT'd and crossed the dance floor with formidable but limited manoeuvrability. MBU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pub into a poorly supervised maternal ward. Marie-anne got MBU'd and began allocating blankets, chairs and emotional observation. MBV'd adj. Drunk and measuring the morning by how much heart and blood remain available for tea. Leeani was MBV'd, estimating her remaining circulation before attempting the stairs. MBWA'd adj. Drunk enough to patrol the pub asking what everyone is doing, without managing any of it. Litta was MBWA'd, walking round the tables and inspecting half-finished pints. MBaaS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to outsource all personal decisions to whoever happens to be holding your phone. Renfred was MBaaS'd, sending the group chat to decide his route home. MBioEnted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every gathering is not a business opportunity. Kelechukwu got MBioEnted and pitched a venture to the person pouring crisps. MBpsed adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening by the rate at which water reaches the glass. Darica became MBpsed and timed the kitchen tap with professional concentration. Mbangalaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the morning’s hunt for water resemble a small campaign. Febra arrived Mbangalaed, advancing on the tap with quiet strategic purpose. Mbisued adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is treated as a separate country requiring translation. Iceola became Mbisued and asked the fridge whether its instructions were local or foreign. Mbpsed adj. Drunk to the extent of transferring kitchen instructions at a measurable but diminishing rate. Maximillion was Mbpsed, sending one word of the tea instructions every several minutes. Mbundaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a long journey from kitchen to sofa, completed without losing the glass. Josuah arrived Mbundaed at the sofa after a determined expedition for water. Mbundued adj. Drunk since last orders, and now requiring only a sofa, water and no questions about identity. Livvie became Mbundued and settled quietly on the sofa with the household glass. Mbutied adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, quiet presence beneath a blanket. Richey was Mbutied by the third round and occupied one corner of the sofa. Mbyted adj. Having drunk more than a million small pieces of information can be usefully arranged in one evening. Mandie became Mbyted and filed every conversation under a different imaginary folder.