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MCQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every simple question presents several equally persuasive answers. Liviya went MCQ'd when asked whether she wanted chips, the taxi or another half. MCR'd adj. Of a drinker: occupying the common room between rounds, with opinions on biscuits and nowhere urgent to be. Kristalyn got MCR'd and reorganised the communal biscuit tin by dunkability. MCRE'd adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the evening's rate of change one sip at a time. Joria was MCRE'd and required a full minute to decide whether the glass was empty. MCS'd adj. Describing a drinker who cannot tolerate the kitchen, the sofa, or any further household suggestion. Harle was MCS'd and rejected the kitchen, the lamp and Zkai's proposal of toast. MCSD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every badly arranged object becomes a professional design opportunity. Dagmar got MCSD'd and redesigned the pub's notices with a borrowed biro. MCSE'd adj. A drinker who diagnoses every pub mishap as a systems failure requiring a qualified engineer. Jaelin went MCSE'd and blamed the missing crisps on a faulty distribution architecture. MCT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes six to twelve carbons seem a reasonable subject for conversation beside the kettle. Nykira was MCT'd, explaining glycerol esters to the sofa cushions. MCTD'd adj. Drunk enough to present a mixed set of morning symptoms, none of which can be assigned to one drink. Easher was MCTD'd, combining thirst, trembling and a solemn objection to sunlight. MCTS'd adj. Drunk and searching the pub's branches for a promising route to the crisps. Dogus was MCTS'd, examining every table before selecting the one nearest the snacks. MCU'd adj. Still drunk, and controlling several pub functions from a single, increasingly unreliable unit. Pheobe was MCU'd, coordinating the jukebox and taxi arrangements without leaving her stool. MCV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a volume at which one occupies considerably more stool than expected. Shaniayah got MCV'd and spread across the bench with a pint balanced on her knee. MCYT'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns building a blanket fort into an online broadcast. Albesa became MCYT'd and narrated the construction of a blanket fort from the sofa. MCZM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every matter into zones, then melt the boundaries between them. Deshonia became MCZM'd and sorted the crisps, receipts, and grievances into unstable domestic zones. MChemmed adj. Drunk, with the result that every spilled drink becomes a practical chemistry demonstration. Jamesha got MChemmed and studied the mixture of tonic and crumbs on the worktop. McAlpine's Fusiliersed adj. Drunk by closing time, and undertaking the kitchen's remaining labour with misplaced solidarity. Magdelena, McAlpine's Fusiliersed, marched the empty bottles towards the recycling bin. McArdle's diseased adj. Still drunk, and discovering that the body has stored no energy for getting off the sofa. Mersadiez was McArdle's diseased, with the glass of water just beyond practical reach.