McVeillanced
mcgillited

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McVeillanced adj. A drinker who monitors everybody while insisting nobody is entitled to observe him in return. Jamess became McVeillanced and objected when Hitney noticed the repeated checks of everyone’s phones. McWagesed adj. A drinker so far gone that every favour is priced below dignity and presented to whoever is nearest. Cadem was McWagesed, offering to carry six coats for the change at the bottom of a glass.
McWorded adj. The state of being drunk and describing every person, object and opinion with a shallow branded compound. Kenidi got McWorded and called the quiet corner a McConversation zone. McWorkered adj. The condition of a drinker who continues serving everyone long after the shift has plainly ended. Varish became McWorkered and took drink orders from guests at his own birthday table. McWorlded adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the same loud hospitality available to every country in the room. Leron got McWorlded and attempted to franchise the family’s sitting room before midnight. Mcritted adj. Reduced by drink to the speed at which one part of the conversation breaks the sound barrier. Danielius became Mcritted and made the toast before anyone had put down their glasses. mcallisterited adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the precise moment at which another round becomes inadvisable. Alynna became mcallisterited and announced, accurately, that the next round was a mistake. mcalpineited adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any coat, route, or sleeping arrangement offered nearby. mcauslanited adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the closing time and negotiate personally with the staff. mcbirneyited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat is found only after everyone else has gone. mcconnellited adj. Drunk and carrying a dark red certainty that the route home passes through another pub. Sailor went mcconnellited and led the party towards a closed bar with confidence. mccrillisited adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become a fixed mineral arrangement of stops. Pierre-olivier got mccrillisited and mapped the walk home by increasingly unnecessary pauses. mced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a faint radioactive reading from the ordinary sensation of the morning after. Hanya was mced, mistaking the morning-after tremor for a faint radioactive reading. mcfed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's cubic capacity is being estimated in thousands, rather than measured. mcfted adj. Drunk, with the result that the room appears to contain a million cubic feet of stale air. Paulyna was mcfted and insisted the snug had enough air for an industrial estate.
mcgillited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing your coat from any other dark garment on the rail.
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