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mcgovernited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person promising a lift has already gone home. Priyana became mcgovernited and waited outside for a driver who had left an hour earlier. mcguinnessited adj. Drunk in a way that turns arranging the journey home into an extended discussion of household chemistry. Freta got mcguinnessited and explained the taxi fare using the contents of the ashtray.
mckelveyited adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest drink has acquired layers of history and an unexpected hydration plan. mckinstryited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pale coat on the floor appear to be the appointed way home. Donaldine got mckinstryited and followed a white coat through the wrong doorway. mcmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and mentally measuring the pub in millions of cubic metres. mcnearited adj. Drunk to the extent of giving precise directions to home while facing in the opposite direction. Tashi became mcnearited and directed the taxi towards home without turning round.
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