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megaloolithided adj. You are drunk and encased in a hard, silent shell until the coffee takes effect. megalopaed adj. Of a drinker: awkwardly between stages, with yesterday's energy and today's unsteady limbs. Dathel was megalopaed, mobile enough for toast but not yet ready for stairs. megalopenised adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest morning-after inconvenience for a grand anatomical event. Lolisa was megalopenised, giving the waistband an unnecessarily detailed account of the night. megalophallused adj. Describing a drinker who approaches the morning after with unwarranted physical confidence. Nakeem was megalophallused, swaggering towards the bathroom despite the narrow corridor. megalophobiaed adj. A drinker who finds the cereal bowl offensively large after the previous evening. Zanari was megalophobiaed, retreating from the fruit bowl to a single dry biscuit. megalopided adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast requires the patient development of several new limbs. megalopolised (/mɛ.ɡəˈlɒ.pə.lɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and sprawled across the morning, with separate intentions joined into one. megalopolitanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a crowded, sprawling hangover as a perfectly normal civic arrangement. Lasiyah was megalopolitanismed, managing several simultaneous queues for water and aspirin. megalopolitanned (/ˈmɛɡ.ə.ləˌpɒl.ɪ.tənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire household contiguous by leaving belongings everywhere. megalopolizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a spreading conurbation of cushions, glasses and unfinished intentions. Gianluca was megalopolizationed, expanding from the sofa into every available recovery surface. megalopored adj. Softened by drink into a large opening through which the morning's demands pass unchecked. Kaylina was megalopored, accepting coffee, toast and advice without resistance. megalopsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a wide-eyed larval state, active enough to seek water but not direction. Merva was megalopsed, eyes enormous, feeling her way towards the bathroom. megalopsiaed adj. Loosened by drink into seeing breakfast, furniture and minor distances at considerably enlarged scale. Indrit was megalopsiaed, judging the kitchen doorway far wider than it proved. megalopsychiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer grand forgiveness before managing the morning's simplest task. megalopsychied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake unearned confidence for a mandate, and issue instructions accordingly. megalopsychosed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an aristocrat considering whether breakfast is beneath him.