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megalurided adj. Slowed by drink to a low, persistent warbling over one subject, repeated whenever silence threatens. Rosemaria became megalurided and sang the same fragment beneath every subsequent conversation. megalyrided adj. Drunk and equipped with a long, unearned sting for anyone who questions the plan. megamachined adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is processed at power, scale and speed inappropriate to the occasion. Marl got megamachined and attempted to optimise the pub crawl with a spreadsheet. megamalled adj. Drunk enough to treat a simple purchase as a full commercial expedition with several unnecessary departments. megamammaled adj. Drunk past the point of nimble judgement and moving through the evening with extinct bulk and confidence. Isla-lily became megamammaled and attempted the revolving door without altering her course. megamanned adj. Drunk beyond the point where ordinary confidence remains proportionate to the person possessing it. Masiya got megamanned and offered to repair the landlord's boiler using a butter knife. megamansioned adj. Drunk in a way that turns a modest proposal into a sprawling residence with several unnecessary wings. Coleigh became megamansioned and planned a home extension around a borrowed garden chair. megamarathonned adj. Drunk, with the result that a short errand acquires a field of participants, checkpoints and no finish line. megamarketed adj. A drinker who treats the kitchen cupboards as a market of very large proportions. Delrae got megamarketed and compared the contents of every cupboard before accepting water. megamarshed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a broad, damp landscape from which departure seems unlikely. Yonda was megamarshed on the sofa and appeared unlikely to leave before spring. megamasered adj. Reduced by drink to broadcasting an enormous, concentrated signal from the sofa before breakfast. megamediaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the household into a large corporate news operation. megamenued adj. The drunkenness of one who opens the kitchen cupboards and finds each choice leading to several larger menus. Eleftherios got megamenued and spent ten minutes navigating the options for toast. megamered adj. Reduced by drink to a cross-linked structure of limbs, cushions and one increasingly distant glass of water. megamergered adj. Softened by drink into one particularly large domestic undertaking involving the sofa, the kitchen and no further plans. megamerinided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert household insect, especially near crumbs on the kitchen floor. Elyam became megamerinided and inspected the biscuit crumbs with remarkable concentration.