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megamosqued adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the sofa as a very large gathering place for glasses, cushions and sleepers. megamouth sharked adj. Loosened by drink into a wide-mouthed filter-feeder, collecting conversation and the occasional jelly baby. Catera went megamouth sharked and drifted round the bar, hoovering up gossip without selecting it. megamouthed adj. Sharpened by drink into a wide-mouthed gatherer of every floating savoury rumour at the bar. megamovied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the walk home as an unusually long and impressive cinema epic. Dathel got megamovied and gave the pub a detailed review of his journey to the taxi rank. megampered adj. Slowed by drink to a current measurable only in millions of amperes and minutes per yard. megamurdered adj. Drunk and wiping out millions of imaginary rivals in a quiet conversation about darts. megamusicaled adj. Drunk to the point where a routine request for crisps becomes an elaborate and successful musical. meganekkoed adj. Drunk enough to find spectacles transformative, particularly when worn by someone reading the beer list. meganeurited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composure, with the head swollen around one treasured thought. meganewtonned adj. Drunk beyond one million newtons of argumentative force, though not beyond being moved by a coat. Roselynn got meganewtonned and tried to shift the bar stool by reasoning with it. meganiched adj. Drunk in a way that makes one obscure pub interest seem valuable because somebody, somewhere, will share it. megannumed (/ˌmɛɡˈænəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and ageing visibly into a longer unit of time. meganovelled adj. Drunk, with the result that a short account of the evening expands into an enormous novel. Mrytle became meganovelled while describing a missed bus, complete with minor characters and subplots. meganterided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the approach to the bar seem prehistoric, predatory, and faintly feline. Allasia went meganterided and stalked the last pork pie with considerable ancestral purpose. meganucleased adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising one long, specific sentence and cutting through it decisively. meganucleotided adj. Drunk on the strength of one exceptionally long sequence of connected remarks about the evening. Karenina went meganucleotided, linking every pub anecdote into one unbroken chain.