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meganucleused adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating from one large, central thought which contains the rest. Jewelz went meganucleused after last orders, all conversation orbiting the need for chips. megaoesophagused adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently storing the evening's entire intake between mouth and stomach. megaohmed adj. Still drunk, and presenting a million-ohm resistance to the simplest question about transport. megaordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the entire pub according to an order of magnitude nobody else can identify. megapacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the room as a particularly large bundle of opinions and elbows. J. became megapacked beside the coat stand, leaving Tunyia a narrow route to the door. megapanelled adj. Having drunk more than the available glass could sensibly contain, and displaying the result across a broad surface. megaparsecked adj. You have drunk enough to place the nearest doorway a million astronomical units away. megapascaled adj. You are drunk and exerting a million pascals of pressure on the conversation, without increasing its clarity. Gerard went megapascaled and pressed his point across the bar with unnecessary atmospheric force. megapelled adj. Of a drinker: displaying a million small points of vision, each directed at a different pub detail. megapenised adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining any discreet distinction between dignity and trouser-related announcements. megapennied (/ˈmɛ.ɡəˌpɛ.nid/) adj. Drunk beyond the value of ten thousand dollars, though not beyond buying crisps. Zayliana went megapennied and insisted the corner shop required a substantial investment. megaphaged adj. Drunk in a way that consumes the entire conversation, leaving only a small host of listeners. megaphagiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that hunger has become a governing principle and the menu a constitutional document. Ivie-rae turned megaphagiaed and ordered supper for a table that contained only herself. megaphagosomed adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing morsel is engulfed and retained for later consideration. megaphallused adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an ordinary boast as an anatomical monument. megaphanerophyted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become considerably taller in your own account, though not in fact.