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megapharmacied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the night requires a very large pharmacy. megaphoned (/ˈmɛɡ.əˌfəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and projecting a private observation towards the whole establishment. megaphoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and raising the voice until a simple request acquires civic importance. Mayreli went megaphoniaed and asked for the bill as though summoning an emergency committee. megaphonisted adj. Still drunk, and employing the nearest available object as an instrument of public address. Kharisma became megaphonisted and used a rolled menu to brief the smokers outside. megaphylled adj. Too drunk to keep one's thoughts narrow; every minor notion branches into a broad canopy. megaphyllied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become broad in thought, generously foliated, and difficult to prune. megaphylogenied adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the entire family history of the evening, including the crisps. megaphyted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with a straight course, while retaining the upright dignity of a tree. Rajae became megaphyted and stood rooted beside the bar, crowned with a paper napkin. megapixelled adj. You have drunk enough to resolve every face in the room, including those on the crisps. Rigby got megapixelled and identified the precise expression on a potato shaped like a face. megaplanktonned adj. Of a drinker: drifting at considerable apparent scale, nourished by whatever the tide brings near. megaplanned adj. You are drunk and have devised a large-scale scheme whose immediate consequence is making tea. megaplanted adj. Of a drinker who has become fixed beside the bar and now resembles an industrial undertaking. megaplaqued adj. Describing a drinker who has cleared a broad area around himself, chiefly by sitting down. Dannilynn became megaplaqued and left an impressive clearing around the armchair. megaplasmided adj. A drinker who carries an unusually large private body of instructions, most concerning snacks. Suave went megaplasmided and distributed complicated instructions for obtaining chips. megaplasticked adj. A drinker so far gone that discarded objects acquire the dignity of marine pollution. Juleon got megaplasticked and treated a large carrier bag as an environmental incident. megaplexed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to choose between several screens, all showing the same film. Oladapo became megaplexed and purchased tickets for every showing before selecting none.