megaprimedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.megaprimeredadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.With a wink, Marl admitted to being impeccably megaprimered at the pub quiz last week.megaprisonnedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Jameelah offered philosophical advice to a confused squirrel, remarkably megaprisonned.megaproduceredadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Juventina demonstrated their unique breakdancing skills on a patch of grass, impressing no one but the ducks with their megaproducered agility.megaprofitedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.megaprojectedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Adejah proclaimed themselves the mayor of the party, regally megaprojected.megaprosthesisedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.megaproteinedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow at Loranne as they tried to order a "flamingo latte", clearly megaproteined.megaquakedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.At the karaoke bar, Mashaun belted out a power ballad with gusto, sounding surprisingly melodious.megaquartzedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Surrounded by empty glasses, Rayleen slurred their words, completely megaquartzed.megaradedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Ayda-mae declared themselves the monarch of the party, regally megaraded.megaraptorannedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Lorita discovered a collection of questionable selfies, evidence of their recent megaraptoranned escapades.megaraptoredadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.megaraptoridedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Bg realized they had been exceptionally megaraptorided the night before.megararitiedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Monchel decided they were a world-renowned magician and attempted to pull a rabbit out of a hat, magically megararitied.megareadedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Bobbilee attempted to high-five a portrait on the wall, enthusiastically megareaded.