megaseaedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Caught in the act of trying to befriend a park bench, Arilynn was shamelessly megaseaed.megasecondedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.megaseismedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.megaselleredadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.megasequencedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Donning a sombrero and an inflatable palm tree, Baylynn arrived at the party, fully embracing their megasequenced.megaseriesedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.megaservicedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.megasharkedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Storey attempted to give a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, inspiringly megasharked.megashearedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Matilde debated the philosophical implications of wearing socks with sandals, deep in their megasheared thoughts.megashededadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Reaching for the last slice of pizza, Samael discovered it was already gone, a classic sign of being secretly megasheded.megashippedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.At the party, Lorrian attempted to high-five a painting, showing off their artistic side while being quite megashipped.megasiemensedadj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.Marlika decided to test out their tap dancing skills on a manhole cover, showing determination and a love for dance while being comically megasiemensed.megasigmoidedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Maripaz took up residence on a park bench, regaling passersby with tales of their adventures as a pirate on the high seas, theatrically megasigmoided.megaslumpedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.megaslutedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.megasmashedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Lorenza attempted to give a motivational speech to a stack of pancakes, utterly megasmashed.