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megasomed adj. Drunk in a way that enlarges the internal storage compartment until every thought is retained and released at once. megaspaced adj. Drunk, with the result that an especially large space appears between each footstep and its intended destination. Andreamarie went megaspaced, leaving a conspicuous gap between herself and every stair. megaspilided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces the small, persistent, parasitic movements of a wasp seeking purchase. Ebbonie became megaspilided and hovered beside each person before moving to the next. megaspirided adj. Drunk to the extent of progressing like a very large snail, slowly and with a pronounced spiral. megasporanged adj. Drunk on the strength of a large chamber, producing several possible routes but taking none of them efficiently. Cayden-james became megasporanged and filled the stairwell with competing plans for getting home. megasporangiumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing only large, slow-moving ideas from an otherwise active centre. Emelina was megasporangiumed, producing one enormous thought between each stair. megaspore mother celled adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing one uncertain impulse into four equally unhelpful directions. megaspored adj. Drunk by the third round, and enlarged into the slower, more consequential form of the conversation. Godfrey was megaspored by the third round, settling heavily into every discussion. megasporizined adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to spread through the room while altering the behaviour of whoever is nearby. Smokey remained megasporizined, unsettling the stair queue without appearing to move. megasporocarped adj. Too drunk to move without becoming a large container for one elaborate, poorly supported plan. Arnedra was megasporocarped at the foot of the stairs, enclosing an ambitious plan to walk home. megasporocyted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every coat as a protective cell and every doorway as its release point. megasporogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a fresh round from the smallest remaining possibility. megasporophylled adj. Slowed by drink to carry the evening's last small purchase as though it were bearing the whole journey home. megasporophyted adj. Drunk and producing several possible routes home, none of which survives inspection. megassed (/məˈɡæsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the coat becomes packing material for everything acquired during the evening. Sharlonda went megassed and filled her coat with receipts, crisps and a borrowed scarf. megastardomed adj. Drunk past the point of being merely noticed, and into requiring an escort home. Norretta reached megastardomed status before last orders and was given the spare coat.