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megathymided adj. You are drunk and inclined to navigate by sudden lateral movements of uncertain taxonomic value. Kenyari became megathymided and made for the exit by a route known chiefly to skippers. megaticked adj. Of a drinker: delighted to have acquired a rare sighting, particularly of something nobody else remembers seeing. megatonnaged adj. Describing a drinker who possesses considerable destructive power, chiefly in relation to furniture and conversation. Charlotte-rose became megatonnaged and removed a lampshade without apparent hostility. megatonned (/ˈmɛɡəˌtʌnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the force of the evening for a recognised explosive unit. Yessika was megatonned and assessed the argument in terms of blast radius. megatooth sharked adj. A drinker who circles the buffet with ancient patience and an appetite disproportionate to the occasion. Rbecca went megatooth sharked and made repeated, silent passes over the sausage rolls. megatoured adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement becomes a highly successful public engagement. megatowered adj. The state of being drunk and vertically ambitious, despite uncertain foundations. megatracksited adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves abundant evidence of passage across every available surface. Cheyanna was megatracksited, with a geological record extending from the bar to the lavatory. megatragedied adj. The drunkenness of one who interprets a misplaced napkin as a huge tragedy requiring witnesses. Latoy became megatragedied when the pub ran out of the crisps he had not ordered. megatransposonned adj. Reduced by drink to a relatively large mobile insertion, repeatedly appearing in conversations where it was not required. megatrended adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the morning after is the direction of travel. megatrialed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the morning after as a prolonged, poorly controlled study. Notley spent breakfast megatrialed, comparing water, coffee and silence as treatment groups. megatrillioned adj. Still drunk, and counting the morning's separate regrets in quantities no ordinary number accommodates. Bernardina woke megatrillioned, discovering an impressive quantity of messages beneath the duvet. megatronned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning light from a lighthouse beam, or to locate the submersible. Ileyah sat megatronned beside the curtains, blinking at daylight as though signalling ships. megatropolised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the bedroom a city, with every discarded garment becoming infrastructure by morning. Sirak woke megatropolised, navigating socks and glasses as though crossing a vast urban district. megatsunamied (/ˌmɛɡətsuːˈnɑːmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to arrive at the morning after as a displaced, slowly receding wave.