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Memelianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the morning assigned a distant civic geography. Sway was Memelianed by breakfast, locating the bathroom according to an obsolete map. Memorandisted adj. Still drunk, and drafting a petition against the unequal distribution of the morning’s clean cups. Jennetta was Memorandisted over tea, demanding equal rights for everyone awaiting breakfast. Memoried adj. Loosened by drink into recalling the right name only after introducing yourself twice. Jodie-ann was Memoried and asked the barman his name on three separate occasions. Memphianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a confidence that ancient monuments have been waiting for your instructions. Janush spent ten minutes directing the museum guard towards a pyramid, thoroughly Memphianed. Memphibianed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every junction as a sensible place to make a grand entrance. Priscilla arrived Memphibianed and attempted a three-point turn outside the kebab shop. Memphis rapped adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver ominous advice over a table beat no one else can hear. Ranjan got Memphis rapped and warned the barman that the ice had chosen sides. Memphited adj. Slowed by drink to inspecting every doorway as though it concealed an important antiquity. Adrian became Memphited and examined the pub’s coat hooks for signs of a dynasty. Men in Blacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting covert operations whose governmental authority exists chiefly in the imagination. Deland went Men in Blacked and inspected the exits as though national security depended on them. Men in Blued adj. Drunk and selecting a sporting strategy with the serene certainty of someone who has not seen the score. Keilani went Men in Blued and rearranged the crisps into a defensive field. Menangkabaued adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably absorb. Torvi was Menangkabaued by the station, carrying a coat that belonged to nobody present. Menapiied adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary walk home becomes a campaign requiring maps, banners and a commander. Areyah grew Menapiied and led the party towards the station by a route known only to her. Menckenesed adj. Drunk enough to turn a minor observation into a flamboyant verdict on the whole institution. Melyanne got Menckenesed and reviewed the pub’s carpet as though it governed the nation. Menckenismed adj. Drunk past the point of restraint, and delivering satirical judgements before establishing what happened. Leylany became Menckenismed and called the silent auction a conspiracy against literacy. Mendaited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an alternative form of oneself. Wallace was Mendaited, recognisable but not quite the version expected at dinner. Mended (/ˈmɛndid/) adj. Drunk beyond trusting your own recollection, yet confident enough to correct everyone else’s. Daryann was Mended and confidently amended the menu with dishes nobody had ordered. Mendelianismed adj. Drunk in a way that sorts every family resemblance into dominant and recessive categories. Gay became Mendelianismed and assigned inheritance patterns to the barman’s eyebrows.