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megawattaged adj. Slowed by drink to an amount of power best expressed in megawatts, but currently producing very little. megawatted adj. Emboldened by drink to supply a million watts of opinion before the first cup of tea.
megawealthed adj. Drunk and wealthy in excuses, with sufficient reserves to explain every choice made after midnight. Philix woke megawealthed, possessing a fortune in reasons but no clean shirt. megaweaponned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is treated as an extremely powerful weapon against conversation. Paycee arrived megaweaponned, ending every discussion by describing last night's consequences. megawhalebacked adj. You are drunk and occupying the social seascape with the slow, broad movement of something impossible to pass. Taijuan went megawhalebacked and Hinson had to steer people round him at the bar. megawomanned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake personal authority for the physical presence of a very large woman. megaworded adj. You are drunk and treating one sentence as though it required a million words of storage. Krystalmae megaworded a sentence about chips until the table stopped pretending to listen. megayachted adj. Of a drinker: moving through the pub with the confidence of a luxury vessel and the turning circle to match. Derrill went megayachted and took out three stools while attempting to berth at the bar. megayeared adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken one evening's experience for a million years of accumulated wisdom. megazooed adj. Describing a drinker who has classified every person present and appointed themselves head keeper. megazoosporanged adj. A drinker who has enclosed several large, mobile ideas and released them into the conversation at once. Cornella went megazoosporanged and released four grand proposals before finishing the first. megazoospored adj. A drinker so far gone that every small movement becomes a conspicuously large, independent expedition. Jhamel went megazoospored and sent one hand across the table for the salt. megazostrodontided adj. The state of being drunk and confidently reconstructing an ancient creature from a single unhelpful tooth. Conrado went megazostrodontided and identified the landlord as a prehistoric mammaliaform. megerged adj. Too drunk to spend even a million small units of effort on putting on a coat. megestroled adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the room's hormonal and social balance. Faeryn went megestroled and attempted to regulate the emotional climate beside the fruit bowl.
megged (/mɛɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond any sensible unit of magnitude, and still attempting to quantify the round. Tuck was megged and described the remaining crisps as a substantial quantity.
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