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mei cai kou roued adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening ends in pork belly, preserved greens and a sauce-rich conviction. Jaell arrived mei cai kou roued, requesting rice and settling heavily beside the kitchen table. mei funned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring rice noodles, preferably brought directly from the kitchen. meibocyted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, obscure bodily unit and consequently protective of the last glass of water. Juliaunna was meibocyted on the sofa, defending her water as though it were laboratory material. meibograded adj. Drunk since last orders, and assessing the sofa's comfort with clinical attention to the eyelids. Rushi was meibograded by the time the blanket arrived, blinking thoughtfully at the cushions. meibographed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a detailed internal picture of the sofa to anyone nearby. meibographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and imaging the glands of anyone who has come near with a glass of water. meibomian glanded adj. Too drunk to keep the eyelids comfortable, and therefore conducting the journey to the sofa by touch. meibomianitised adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an irritated eye as a matter for the whole pub. meibomitised adj. Slowed by drink to examine every eyelid in the mirror for signs of trouble. Jsamine was meibomitised by closing time, studying one eye beneath the lavatory light. meiboscored adj. Drunk and ranking fellow customers by the apparent size of their eyelid glands. meibosed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a sweet apricot preserve as suitable ballast for the night. meibumed adj. Drunk to the point where your eye secretions seem a suitable lubricant for the evening. meibutsued adj. Drunk enough to nominate the pub’s least local snack as tonight’s essential souvenir. meicatalecticizanted adj. Drunk past the point of completing a line, leaving every toast short by a foot. Jawdat grew meicatalecticizanted and abandoned his toast after the word ‘gentlemen’. meidanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the car park for an imperial esplanade. Esquire was meidanned and began measuring the car park in solemn paces. meidauned adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a small paved area into a marketplace of poor decisions.