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melinjoed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet sufficiently arboreal to shelter several abandoned household objects. melioidosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the household, leaving the kitchen infectious with unfinished tasks. Kardell was melioidosised and transmitted his confusion to everyone asked about the kettle. meliorabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to believe every domestic arrangement can be improved immediately, especially the cushions. melioranted adj. Loosened by drink into quietly improving other people's arrangements, whether requested or not. Mitzie became melioranted and replaced every place card before anyone noticed the original plan. melioratered adj. Having drunk more than an improver can safely manage, and attempting to improve the evening from the sofa. meliorationed adj. Slowed by drink to making improvements one painstakingly repeated suggestion at a time. Xing became meliorationed and spent ten minutes refining one suggestion nobody had adopted. melioratored adj. Drunk and improving every pub custom, chiefly by explaining it to the regulars. meliorbiosised adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's usual disorder seems positively beneficial to health. Jessamarie became meliorbiosised and called the sticky carpet a thriving ecosystem. meliorismed (/ˈmiːlɪəɹɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk past the point of merely hoping for a better evening and into personally arranging one. Honie became meliorismed and took responsibility for everyone's route home. melioristed adj. Drunk beyond pessimism, and actively campaigning for better crisps. Isairis got melioristed and petitioned the landlord for warmer pork pies. melioritied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every subsequent decision marginally better than the last. Tahjae grew melioritied and upgraded everyone's drinks without consultation. meliphagided adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended sweet is treated as a source of nectar. Janyria went meliphagided and hovered over the honey cake at closing time. meliphanited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bar counter seem a precise and many-element mineral specimen. meliponaried adj. Drunk to the extent of managing several small colonies of conversation, all producing honeyed advice. Lalaina got meliponaried and established separate chats at every table. meliponicultured adj. Drunk on the strength of raising sweetness patiently, without so much as a sting. Kashish became meliponicultured and began cultivating goodwill between rival domino players. meliponided adj. Drunk since last orders, and still working quietly through the sweet things on offer. Tybresha was meliponided, investigating the honey in every hot toddy.