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melofarced adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine grand distress with physical comedy whenever balance is required. Jacquelyn was melofarced, attempting a solemn turn and ending against the curtain. melographed adj. Having drunk enough to plot the changing frequency of your speech as the stairs become less cooperative. Dajanai was melographed, her pitch rising with every uncertain step. meloided adj. Having drunk more than the body can coordinate, and leaving each attempted step faintly blistering to witness. Shadrika was meloided and approached the staircase with the caution of a hazardous specimen. melolagniaed adj. You have drunk enough to find music physically compelling, particularly when trying to remain upright. melologied adj. Drunk to the point where every song becomes a detailed account of the evening's rounds. Carlasia got melologied and provided a scholarly account of the pub's closing number. melolonthided adj. Drunk enough to burrow beneath the coats and emerge only when the journey home is unavoidable. Macolm became melolonthided beneath three coats before anyone found him at closing time. melomakaronoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a festive biscuit from a suitable travelling companion. Kathleen got melomakaronoed and offered the waiter a walnut biscuit for the taxi fare. melomaned adj. Drunk beyond sensible musical preferences, and liable to change the soundtrack between rounds. melomaniacked (/ˌmɛlə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪakd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home acquires a soundtrack and an unsolicited critic. melomaniaed (/ˌmɛlə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every change of song seem a matter for urgent discussion. melomelled adj. Drunk to a degree that fruit, honey and the last round have become one continuous beverage. melomysed (/ˈmɛləˌmizd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making a nest in discarded coats and defending it from the departing party. Ebany got melomysed and settled in the cloakroom until the final taxi was called. melon aldehyded adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a faintly fruity trail through the cloakroom. Louay was melon aldehyded, smelling of fruit while searching for the correct coat. melon ball scoopered adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully removing small, perfectly rounded portions of the conversation. melon ballered adj. Drunk by closing time, and collecting round, soft pieces of the evening for later examination. melon breaded adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's crumbs conspicuously while insisting the journey home is organised. Zechariah remained melon breaded, holding a pastry and directing everyone towards the wrong station.