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melon cactused adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without developing a protective crown of coats and scarves. melon cuttinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the winnings, the taxi fare and the blame into uneven portions. melon headed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the coat stand for a person who can arrange the journey home. Skyasia became melon headed and asked the coat stand whether the last bus had gone. melon heptenaled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with identifying the distinctive smell of one's own coat. melon holed adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the nearest hollow space until rain, daylight or a friend intervenes. Tavarius became melon holed beside the station wall and declined the last taxi. melon-headed whaled adj. You are drunk and travelling in a slow, sociable pod towards whatever resembles home. Bethany-marie melon-headed whaled slowly towards the house, following the sociable traffic. melonaded adj. Of a drinker: sweetened by fruit and inclined to regard the last round as refreshment. Noelia got melonaded and ordered fruit drinks after the bar had stopped serving. melonaled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a pale fruity odour and lost the ability to find his coat. Asencion was melonaled, pale and fruity-smelling, with no idea where the coat had gone. melonetted adj. Describing a drinker who treats the small green fruit as a practical solution to the journey home. Daivid got melonetted and attempted to pay the taxi driver with a kiwi fruit. melongened adj. A drinker who has become soft, purple-minded and unexpectedly committed to the aubergine supper. Tryniti got melongened and ordered aubergine for everyone after the final round. melongenided adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom becomes a shell, and departure an aquatic undertaking. melongosided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to one more round despite the known consequences. Brodrick became melongosided and ordered another round while holding his unopened coat. melongrowered adj. Drunk to the extent of inspecting every round for horticultural promise. melonheaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a bulbous head and a regrettable tendency to emerge from concealment. Mazi became melonheaded and attacked the coat stand after midnight. melonisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still cultivating the notion that the table requires a crop. Siona was melonisted and arranged the beer mats in orderly growing rows. melonited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards nickel and tellurium. Iris-may grew melonited and delivered a mineralogical account of the ashtray.