melon breadedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.melon cactusedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Thiziri discovered a hidden talent for speaking fluent gibberish, impressively melon cactused.melon cuttingedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Lisa-marie attempted to hold a serious discussion on the benefits of wearing mismatched socks, showing their eccentrically melon cuttinged personality.melon headedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Rayborn declared themselves the king or queen of the dance floor, regally melon headed.melon heptenaledadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Chandrika organized a tea party for their stuffed animals, in a moment of whimsical melon heptenaled.melon holedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Mclaine attempted to order a burger from a fire hydrant, mistakenly thinking it was a drive-thru, due to being incredibly melon holed.melon-headed whaledadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.melonadedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.melonaledadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.melonettedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Amidst the laughter, Mcalister was affectionately deemed the most melonetted member of the group.melongenedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.melongenidedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.melongosidedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.melongroweredadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Hazeem decided to give a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, feeling unusually melongrowered.melonheadedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Kyren attempted to break into a bakery to "rescue" the pastries, believing they were in danger of being eaten by villains, in a truly heroic yet melonheaded act.melonistedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.As the sun rose, Bhargava stumbled home, feeling utterly melonisted after a long night out.