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meme magicked adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that enough repeated slogans can alter the evening. Jeiren got meme magicked and attempted to improve the pub's fortunes through coordinated chanting. meme pooled adj. The condition of a drinker who has absorbed the room's shared references and is circulating them indiscriminately. Sayana became meme pooled and returned every joke to the collective stock within minutes.
meme stocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a rumour, and investing the evening's remaining capital in crisps. Zayra got meme stocked and bought six bags of crisps as though acquiring a controlling interest. meme-ificationed adj. Too drunk to preserve an ordinary incident from becoming material for circulation. memecoined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every passing joke as legal tender. memed (/miːmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every gesture becomes a message and every message is repeated. Madelin got memed and spread the same thumbs-up through three unrelated conversations. memedomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a circulating image with no further explanation. memehooded adj. Still drunk, and accorded the solemn dignity of being forwarded without context. Arrik remained memehooded, travelling through the group chat long after leaving the pub. memeificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a minor mishap into a durable public artefact. Julizza became memeificationed after saluting the coat stand and missing the actual guest of honour. memelorded adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, yet continuing to issue decrees on the proper caption. Raifa was memelorded and rejected three captions for a photograph of an empty plate. memento moried (/məˈmɛntoʊ ˈmɔːɹid/) adj. You are drunk and contemplating mortality through the medium of a slightly chipped pint glass. mementoed (/məˈmɛntoʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to retain the till receipt as though it were an heirloom. Findley became mementoed and placed the pub receipt carefully beside the family photographs. memeplexed adj. Of a drinker: held together by several mutually reinforcing jokes, none of them worth explaining. memered adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the same observation widely, with diminishing returns. memeried adj. Describing a drinker who distributes each thought before deciding whether it deserved distribution.
memescaped adj. A drinker who has crossed into a landscape where every object demands a caption.