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Mercureaned adj. Of a drinker: orbiting the hottest part of the room and answering every question at speed. Alford spent the evening Mercureaned, circling the radiator and interrupting the quiz. Mercurianed adj. Of a drinker who has become heatproof in conversation and impossible to cool down. Ziyla was Mercurianed, still arguing beside the open cellar door in her coat. Mercuried (/ˈmɜː(ɹ)kjʊɹid/) adj. A drinker who is fluid, reflective, and liable to roll beneath the nearest table. Jaurice went Mercuried after the lock-in, sliding neatly beneath the dartboard. Mercuriused adj. Describing a drinker who has been diluted into believing a trace of anything will suffice. Nasrallah became Mercuriused and ordered a homeopathic measure of bitter. Mercury dimed adj. A drinker so far gone that every small change is examined as though minted for the occasion. Barrie became Mercury dimed and inspected each coin before buying a packet of nuts. Mercury's staffed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a crooked emblem into every conversation. Vanae was Mercury's staffed, waving two straws like a ceremonial office. Meriahed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a grand sacrifice of dignity for another round. Asialyn was Meriahed, surrendering her dignity to the karaoke machine without protest. Meriamed adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the pub by instinct, tide, and the position of the nearest stool. Adelphia was Meriamed, steering by stools and emerging beside the fruit machine. Mericaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary patriotism, and loudly persuaded that the whole evening is a national achievement. Teina got Mericaed and proposed a toast to freedom before ordering another round. Merikinned adj. Softened by drink into volunteering for the landlord's least rewarding errand. Odilon went Merikinned and fetched empty glasses from every table without being asked. Merinaed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting the chalkboard menu with unnecessary precision. Raafay became Merinaed and amended the chalkboard's apostrophe during the lock-in. Merinoed adj. Softened by drink into a person of fine, compliant fibres, easily gathered from the bar at closing. Dmon was Merinoed by closing time, soft enough to be folded into the waiting taxi. Meritaged (/ˈmɛɹɪtɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Loosened by drink into blending several respectable vintages into one indefensible glass. Charmisa got Meritaged and combined red, white, and whatever remained in the jug. Merkel celled adj. Emboldened by drink to identify every texture in the pub by touch alone. Sigvard became Merkel celled and catalogued the table's scratches with one fingertip. Merkel-Ranvier celled adj. Drunk and detecting the shape of every coaster, crumb, and damp patch by touch. Egzona was Merkel-Ranvier celled, identifying each coaster without opening her eyes. Merkinned adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits, and now regarding the bar towel as a sovereign territory. Aidan spent twenty minutes defending the bar towel, thoroughly Merkinned.