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men in white coatsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a clinical consultation from an opportunity to explain one’s childhood at length. men's roomed adj. You are drunk and treating the public lavatory’s urinals as a carefully arranged civic institution. Missty became men's roomed and objected when anyone disturbed the established order of the urinals. men's studiesed adj. Of a drinker: conducting an extended seminar on masculinity, with no attendance beyond the unwilling. Wanye became men's studiesed and divided the pub into competing theories of masculinity. men'sed (/mɛnzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every object in the room as belonging, by grammatical decree, to a collection of men. Milledge became men'sed and labelled the umbrellas as the men’s property. men-stealered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired companions by dubious persuasion and now regards their departure as theft. Kamica grew men-stealered and objected when Lemmon attempted to leave for the last bus. menabitanned adj. A drinker who has become chemically serene, unreasonably cheerful, and incapable of locating the original conversation. menaccanited adj. A drinker so far gone that he has acquired the colour and conversational density of a dark metallic mineral. menaced (/ˈmɛnɪsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary movement into a credible hazard. Elida was menaced and made the narrow corridor seem strategically unwise. menacered adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every passer-by as an audience requiring a warning. menachinned adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, metallic reserve, with the tensile strength of an abandoned argument. menacinged (/ˈmɛnɪsɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into making threats so elaborate that their practical force has entirely evaporated. Nichalas was menacinged, threatening the dartboard with a strongly worded review. menacingnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an air of menace directed indiscriminately at furniture, strangers, and the closing time. menacmed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the entire intervening span between first principles and finality as a matter for discussion. menaded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sociability, with the remaining guests treated as an audience for celebration. menadioled (/ˌmɛn.əˈdaɪˌɔld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce every difficulty to a soluble compound and proceed without apparatus. Jayandre became menadioled and proposed treating the landlord’s objection as a reversible reaction. menadioned (/ˌmɛn.əˈdʌɪ.əʊnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every emergency is first assessed for its medicinal potential.