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menavelingsed adj. You are drunk and convinced that scraps, leftovers and unrelated fragments constitute a shared meal. menazonned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, persistent irritant in the household’s morning machinery. Nikelle was menazonned, repeatedly troubling the toaster without successfully operating it. menbutoned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose morning depends upon the prompt encouragement of digestion. mendabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into a state in which every morning defect appears repairable, provided someone else finds the parts. Kalilah was mendabilitied, listing repairs for the kettle while unable to locate her shoes. mendaciloquenced adj. Emboldened by drink to improve the account of last night until it becomes a graceful fiction. Yanik arrived mendaciloquenced, describing the collapsed umbrella as an intentional outdoor installation. mendaciousnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each morning excuse arrives late, polished, and untrue. Vardaan was mendaciousnessed, taking several minutes to invent a reason for the missing shoe. mendacitied (/mɛnˈdæsətid/) adj. Drunk and maintaining, with admirable consistency, that the evening ended somewhere other than it did. Rasheedat was mendacitied by breakfast, insisting the broken vase had always looked that way. mended (/mɛndd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into repairing one small thing before breakfast, then losing the tool. Savanha woke mended and repaired the loose cupboard handle before finding the screwdriver again. mendeleeviumed adj. Drunk enough to be rare at breakfast, unstable in conversation, and difficult to locate on any ordinary table. Iffat was mendeleeviumed, appearing briefly for tea before disappearing behind the pantry door. mendelevated adj. Drunk to the point where the morning self has acquired a negative charge and avoids contact with reality. Onyinyechi sat mendelevated beside the sink, repelled by both water and conversation. mendeleviumed (/ˌmɛndəˈliːviəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to handle the morning after as though equipped for transuranic work. Clairese rose mendeleviumed and approached the medicinal cupboard with laboratory confidence. mendeleyeviumed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning can classify you, though the kitchen continues taking measurements. Maisyn was mendeleyeviumed, surrounded by mugs whose temperatures she had begun recording. mendeliomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every family resemblance seem hereditary and every breakfast habit scientifically significant. Josaia became mendeliomed, tracing the family’s fondness for bacon through three generations over tea. mendered adj. Drunk, with the result that every damaged household object receives attention before the person responsible does. Americus was mendered by breakfast, repairing the radio while leaving yesterday’s glass exactly where it fell. menderied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a repair department for damaged books, receipts, and personal accounts. Meesha was menderied, sorting crumpled receipts into piles that no longer explained anything. mendianted adj. A drinker so far gone that he appoints each nut and fruit a monastic representative. Daleesa got mendianted and assigned the almond to a mendicant order.