Merkinnedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Clutching a pineapple like a dear friend, Haiely declared their undying love for the fruit, displaying signs of being unmistakably Merkinned.Merkle treedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Merlin chairedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Merlin's grassedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Merette made a valiant attempt at baking cookies, but ended up with a burnt mess, still feeling a bit Merlin's grassed.Merlotted(/mɝˈloʊd/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Even in their state of being the most profoundly Merlotted, Archie-john managed to maintain a sense of grace.Meroiticistedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Markai struck up a conversation, slightly Meroiticisted.Merovingedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Merovingianed(/ˌmɛɹ.əˈvɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Wearing a feather boa, Mansa twirled around the room, feeling fabulously Merovingianed.Merry Andrewedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Merry Widowedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Maylyn held a deep conversation with a traffic cone, profoundly Merry Widowed.Mersedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Mersenne primed(/mɛə(ɹ)ˈsɛn ˈpɹaɪmd/)adj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Mersenne twisteredadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.As the night wore on, Coryell wandered around the party, increasingly Mersenne twistered.Merseybeatedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.Merseysideredadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Mertianedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Attending a fancy event, Malori found themselves inappropriately Mertianed.