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Merkle treed adj. You have drunk enough to divide every recollection into branches, each sealed with its own password. Annelie was Merkle treed, preserving the crisps and the conversation in separate branches. Merlin chaired adj. You are drunk and propelling yourself towards the lavatory by means of imaginary crank-handles. Damarko went Merlin chaired, turning both arms vigorously beside the buffet. Merlin's grassed adj. Of a drinker: submerged in his own evening, with only the quill of a sentence showing. Kennette was Merlin's grassed by midnight, visible chiefly when someone asked a question. Merlotted (/mɝˈloʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the colour, gravity and eventual staining capacity of a dark grape. Traniece grew Merlotted beside the fruit bowl and spoke solemnly about its complexion. Meroiticisted adj. A drinker who, having lost the thread, begins reconstructing the language in which it was written. Alexio became Meroiticisted and translated the menu into a vanished tongue. Merovinged adj. A drinker so far gone that succession to the last sausage roll becomes a dynastic question. Antavius was Merovinged and claimed the final sausage roll by hereditary right. Merovingianed (/ˌmɛɹ.əˈvɪn.d͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the seating plan as a hereditary constitutional settlement. Tymekia was Merovingianed and divided the sofa among imaginary branches of the family. Merry Andrewed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the public collapse into an unpaid theatrical engagement. Jaqueta was Merry Andrewed, entertaining the queue with a solemn account of the loo. Merry Widowed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes feeling structurally unsupported, with the night's missing fastenings in plain evidence. Moya arrived Merry Widowed, holding her coat together as though it were formal evening wear. Mersed adj. You are drunk and breathing as though the bats have personally reconsidered your respiratory arrangements. Douglas became Mersed and gave the oxygen machine a formal vote of confidence. Mersenne primed (/mɛə(ɹ)ˈsɛn ˈpɹaɪmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a number just short of doubling, and ready to lecture the room about it. Lingyi became Mersenne primed and explained 31 to the barman with unusual precision. Mersenne twistered adj. Loosened by drink into a generator of apparently random remarks with a very long period. Dashima was Mersenne twistered, producing anecdotes whose repetition seemed mathematically determined. Merseybeated adj. Emboldened by drink to perform the local pop tradition, despite possessing neither rhythm nor a local audience. Tatsuko became Merseybeated and led the kitchen through an uncertain chorus. Merseysidered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person explaining where the river is, at length. Semhar was Merseysidered and took four minutes to identify the nearest exit. Mertianed adj. Having drunk more than the map can reasonably accommodate, and redrawing the border with a beer mat. Sarajo got Mertianed and moved the pub boundary to include the smoking shelter. Mertonianed adj. Drunk and defending an obscure college tradition which appears to concern the ownership of a spoon. Merik was Mertonianed and cited college precedent when denied another pudding.