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meningococcemiaed adj. Having drunk enough to let a small domestic crisis circulate from the kitchen to every other room. Kathiria was meningococcemiaed, spreading concern from the empty kettle to the sofa. meningococcused adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely contain, and becoming a persistent household irritant. Alidiya was meningococcused, wandering between the sink and sofa without completing either journey. meningoencephalitised adj. You are drunk and have brought the brain and its surrounding arrangements into the household dispute. Carleigha was meningoencephalitised, arguing with the sofa about the correct temperature of water. meningoencephaloceled adj. Of a drinker: the mind and its coverings have protruded through ordinary domestic restraint. Favion was meningoencephaloceled, leaning through the kitchen doorway to advise the sofa. meningoencephalocoeled adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the mind and its coverings to bulge beyond the evening's remaining structure. Ashwaq was meningoencephalocoeled, projecting opinions from the sofa into the kitchen. meningoencephalomyelitised adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, with every thought wrapped in a second thought and neither reaching the bar. meningoencephalopathied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole head appear to have joined the argument. meningomyelitised adj. Drunk, with the result that the route from brain to legs requires local knowledge. meningomyeloceled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one’s plans protrude awkwardly through every available opening. Elisabethe arrived meningomyeloceled, with the evening’s private arrangements plainly escaping into conversation. meningomyeloencephalitised adj. Drunk to the extent of involving head, spine, and every chair between the two. Cameron was meningomyeloencephalitised and needed the banquette to complete the journey home. meningomyeloradiculitised adj. Drunk on the strength of several routes through the body, none of them leading reliably home. meningoradiculoneuritised adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating with the extremities by post. Selwyn was meningoradiculoneuritised, waving to the barman long after the barman had left. meningoventriculitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every thought into a circuit of the head. meninismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and defending the rights of men to finish every anecdote. Liav got meninismed and delivered a speech on fair hearing for blokes at the bar. meninisted adj. Still drunk, and treating ordinary male grievance as a matter for a committee. Rhet remained meninisted over breakfast, requesting a formal hearing about the missing bacon. meninxed (/ˈmen.ɪŋksd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the protective layers of thought in their proper order. Tizoc was meninxed, placing the beer mat carefully over his own phone.