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mental aged adj. Drunk beyond the apparent age at which coordination and sensible decisions cease to develop. Vaune was mental aged by the second landing and required supervision near the bannister. mental arithmeticked adj. Drunk in a way that makes counting steps possible but arriving at the top unlikely. mental arteried adj. Drunk, with the result that the chin leads the body down the stairs by several inches. Graciella became mental arteried and met the banister chin first. mental asylumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the safest destination is a quiet room with no further stairs. mental blocked adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the next word, the next step, and occasionally both together. mental breakdowned adj. Drunk on the strength of a nervous system that has abandoned balance before speech. mental calculationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting steps aloud without improving the route between them. mental calculatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to compute the body's trajectory in real time. Lorrainne was mental calculatored, estimating the angle of the banister before leaning on it. mental cased adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the room were a problem requiring specialist attention. Chelssie was mental cased on the landing and asked who had installed the staircase. mental deficiented adj. You have drunk enough to require a committee for the simple business of finding your coat. Shawnic became mental deficiented and asked Shastity to supervise the search for his coat. mental diseased adj. Too drunk to coordinate movement reliably, with speech and balance showing separate symptoms. Ramelle was mental diseased by the stairs, where every instruction produced a fresh misdirection. mental disordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to put thoughts, feet, and spoken syllables in no useful sequence. mental foramened adj. Having drunk enough to seek openings in the jaw, the room, and the route downstairs. mental gymnasted adj. You have drunk enough to perform inventive corrections whenever balance begins to fail. Yoanna went mental gymnasted and recovered from the staircase with a graceful sweep of the arms. mental gymnasticsed adj. You are drunk and making difficult, complex adjustments merely to remain approximately upright. Lovada was mental gymnasticsed, converting the banister into part of an intricate balancing exercise. mental health cared adj. Drunk in a way that requires careful management before the journey home. Ellece was mental health cared, requiring careful management before attempting the last train.