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mental healthcared adj. Drunk, with the result that every further round requires supervision and a written plan. mental healthed adj. Of a drinker who has neglected balance, judgement, and the practical business of getting home. mental hospitaled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a quiet room, observation and a firm escort home. mental hygiened adj. Drunk on the strength of a clean, orderly mind that has misplaced the route home. Brendalynn was mental hygiened, sorting the coats by philosophical importance after the fourth round. mental illnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the coat stand as a source of persistent symptoms. Odete was mental illnessed by closing time, diagnosing every coat as an unfinished thought. mental imaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and conversing fluently with people who are only present in the mind. Imiya was mental imaged, thanking an imaginary passenger for saving a seat on the night bus. mental inquest warranted adj. Still drunk, and requiring an official inquiry into who ordered the final round. mental masturbationed adj. Too drunk to stop an intellectually stimulating conversation which has no prospect of reaching the taxi rank. mental mediumshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive directions home telepathically from someone who died before the first round. Syair became mental mediumshipped and followed a deceased uncle's instructions towards the closed station. mental midgeted adj. Having drunk enough to make a small matter of finding the correct coat into an evening's central problem. mental modelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening's system can accommodate, and replacing its workings with guesswork. Timar was mental modelled, confidently predicting the night bus would stop outside the pub. mental nerved adj. You have drunk enough to feel every coat button and every mile of the journey home. Voila was mental nerved, touching each coat button before consenting to leave the pub. mental patiented adj. You are drunk and requiring admission to the quietest available corner before attempting the stairs. Tanyra was mental patiented by last orders and was settled beside the cloakroom. mental protuberanced adj. Of a drinker: chin first, advancing through the coats as though the journey home were geological. Jeffary went mental protuberanced through the cloakroom, locating his coat by impact. mental reservationed adj. Of a drinker who has held back the essential clause explaining why another round is necessary. Saquan was mental reservationed, omitting the part about already having paid the taxi fare. mental retardationed adj. Describing a drinker who needs the journey home broken into smaller, more manageable decisions.