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mentionabilitied adj. You are drunk and still convinced that every detail of yesterday is worth bringing up over breakfast. Dikran was mentionabilitied, recounting the landlord’s bin arrangements over toast. mentioned (/ˈmɛnʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to make brief, cursory observations about everything present, including matters best left unobserved. Nyjeria became mentioned and referred to the landlord, the curtains, and the missing spoon. mentioneed adj. Of a drinker: remembered by name in the morning, though not necessarily for the right reasons. mentionered adj. Of a drinker who has named everyone present, and several people who were not. mentionitised adj. Drunk to the point where every account of the night returns to the person loved. Hiatt woke mentionitised and brought the same beloved person into every explanation of the taxi fare. mentoed adj. A drinker who wakes singing over acoustic accompaniment supplied by the kettle and a wooden spoon. mentomeckelianed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is conducted with the lower jaw set forward and unconsulted. Shiketa looked mentomeckelianed, chewing toast with considerable architectural commitment. mentoniered adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes feeling protected chiefly at the chin. Bettymarie was mentoniered, guarding her jaw with one hand through breakfast. mentonned adj. The state of being drunk and discovering, the next morning, that the chin has led the rest of the face. mentonniered adj. The drunkenness of one who has met the morning wearing an imaginary chin guard. Chermaine was mentonniered and declined the toast on grounds of facial security. mentoplastied adj. Reduced by drink to rearranging the apparent size and shape of the chin in the bathroom mirror. Aidyn became mentoplastied, assessing the chin from three angles before brushing his teeth. mentored (/ˈmɛn.tɔːd/) adj. Softened by drink into dispensing wise advice that becomes less useful with each reheated cup of tea. Caster was mentored by eight, counselling the toaster on patience and timing. mentoreed adj. Drunk enough to accept the morning's advice from anyone who has located the water. mentoressed adj. Loosened by drink into offering maternal guidance to strangers in the breakfast queue. Haad was mentoressed, advising a stranger to eat something before attempting the bus. mentoringed adj. Slowed by drink to an arrangement in which advice travels gradually and breakfast does most of the work. Nicos was mentoringed, guiding his flatmate towards water one careful sentence at a time. mentorismed adj. Drunk and operating a complete system of unsolicited guidance, indexed by hangover severity.