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menuboarded adj. Reduced by drink to pricing every possible supper aloud, including items not available. menudoed (/mɪˈnuːdəʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend tripe soup to people who have plainly ordered otherwise. menued (/ˈmɛnjud/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the breakfast bill of fare as a formal account of personal failures. Lohith was menued, reading the café’s toast options as though presenting evidence. menuesed adj. Slowed by drink to describing ordinary food in elaborate terms before deciding what it is. menueted adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting a slow graceful dance with the furniture before breakfast. Nazareno was menueted by dawn, bowing to the toaster before attempting the kitchen floor. menuettoed adj. Drunk and performing an Italian minuet with the measured confidence of someone facing the wrong direction. Haniel went menuettoed between the tables and bowed to a coat stand after each turn. menuinged adj. Drunk to the point where every choice is navigated through several unnecessary menus. Rindi got menuinged and opened four imaginary submenus before selecting lager. menukied adj. Drunk enough to grip every glass as though its decorative swell were a sword fitting. Akilah went menukied and held the pint with both hands, ready for ceremonial combat. menurided adj. Drunk past the point of singing one tune, and now producing several elaborate bird calls. menzumaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary devotion, turning every communal refrain into a personal spiritual appointment. meokbanged adj. The drunkenness of one who eats continuously while addressing an audience no longer present. meoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes an obsolete herb seem the obvious remedy for poor decisions. meow buttonned adj. Still drunk, and treating a private bodily novelty as the obvious solution to every difficult decision. Airica went meow buttonned and proposed an alarming remedy for the taxi queue. meow meowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dubious stimulant and consequently certain that feline noises constitute strategy. Zayiah became meow meowed and organised the queue according to an imagined cat hierarchy. meowed (/miˈaʊ̯d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the room in short, persuasive feline cries. meowered adj. Too drunk to answer normally, but sufficiently confident to speak for the household cat. Lyrical became meowered and translated the pub cat's silence as approval of another round.