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mercaptalbuminned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically available, particularly to anyone offering another round. Georgiena was mercaptalbuminned and accepted every proposal made near the bar. mercaptaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation forms a sulphurous bond and acquires a faint smell of failure. Asjad became mercaptaled and joined three unrelated arguments into one unpleasant compound. mercaptamined adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, reactive compound with opinions about the taxi. mercaptanned (/məˈkapt(ə)nd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a foul-smelling compound, though still technically capable of locating the front door. Franciszek got mercaptanned but still located the front door by smell. mercaptided adj. Softened by drink into a thiolate state, willing to dissolve firmly held views over chips. Treya went mercaptided and yielded her principled objection to mayonnaise. mercapto proteased adj. Loosened by drink into an active digestive instrument, beginning with the crisps and proceeding without strategy. Delsen got mercapto proteased and dismantled a sandwich with laboratory efficiency. mercaptoacetamided adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room formally, then ask whether anyone has seen your other shoe. mercaptoacetated adj. Slowed by drink to the reaction rate of a salt in a forgotten glass, but still approaching the kebab. mercaptoacetic acided adj. Drunk and chemically inclined towards sourness, particularly when informed the pub is closing. mercaptoacetyltriglycined adj. Drunk to the point where your evening requires a long biochemical name and ends with toast. mercaptoalbuminned adj. The condition of a drinker who has left all protective groups behind, including the one guarding the snacks. Leakim went mercaptoalbuminned and surrendered the crisps without negotiation. mercaptoalkyled adj. Drunk enough to carry a small reactive appendage into every conversation, usually concerning the bill. mercaptobenzaldehyded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an aromatic aldehyde, but not past announcing one to the room. Shadeja was mercaptobenzaldehyded, announcing an aromatic aldehyde while missing the barstool. mercaptobenzoic acided adj. Of a drinker: present in three slightly different forms, each requiring a separate explanation to the same table. mercaptobenzothiazoled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the resilience of rubber and tested it on everyone else's patience. Lorene was mercaptobenzothiazoled, rubbery enough to bounce back from every complaint. mercaptobenzthiazoled adj. Describing a drinker who has abbreviated every social exchange, chiefly by removing the useful parts. Mckinna grew mercaptobenzthiazoled and reduced each introduction to a nod and a noise.