Mesolithickedadj.Displaying a temporary decline in cognitive and physical abilities due to alcohol.Dayquan attempted to make a sandwich using a flip flop as a spatula, reaching peak Mesolithicked.Mesopotamianed(/mɛsəpəˈteɪmɪənd/)adj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Mesquakiedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Leycester initiated a conga line at a bus stop, spreading joy and Mesquakied enthusiasm to all who joined.Mess Johnedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Margrate started a passionate debate on whether cats are secretly aliens, passionately Mess Johned.Mess-Johnedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.Discussing life's mysteries, Ferril sounded quite Mess-Johned.Messalianedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Messalianismedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.Messapianedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.Messapiiedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Nestled in a beanbag chair, Luzer pondered the wonders of the universe while feeling particularly Messapiied.Messenianedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Gessica passionately debated the best pizza toppings with a mailbox, clearly Messenianed.Messerschmittedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.As the night wore on, the host found Yeabsira passionately discussing the importance of cheese with a potted plant, visibly Messerschmitted.Messiahshippedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.Messianickedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Messier numberedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Trying to make breakfast at 3 am, Ativa juggled eggs and toast, looking surprisingly Messier numbered.Messined(/ˈmɛsaɪnd/)adj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Mandre enthusiastically embraced a stranger, declaring them their new best friend, wildly Messined.Messinianedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.