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mercatured adj. Drunk to the point where commerce consists of offering the same pen to everyone. Dezra was mercatured and attempted to trade a receipt for a fresh glass. mercauroed adj. Drunk enough to regard a highly unsuitable mixture as a reasonable course of treatment.
merced (/mɜːkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept employment from the highest bidder, provided the assignment is finding the coat. mercemented adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fine from a friendly suggestion. mercenarianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where employment requires a cause. mercenaried (/ˈmɝ.səˌnɛɹ.id/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every errand look faintly remunerative. Kellyanne was mercenaried and offered to organise the queue for a modest consideration. mercenarinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every kindness appear to have an invoice. mercenarismed adj. Drunk, with the result that private gain is brought into matters best left unpaid. mercenaryismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning companionship into a modest commercial arrangement. Griffith was mercenaryismed and charged his friends for directions to the taxi rank. mercered (/ˈmɜːsəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of fabrics, particularly those that should not be near gravy. merceressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to assess the napery professionally. Sessily was merceressed and objected quietly to the tablecloth’s inferior finish. merceried adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the trade of fine cloth without possessing any. mercerisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rendered unexpectedly lustrous by persistence. Tyshun was mercerisationed, shining slightly beneath the pub’s least flattering light. mercerizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and polished into a modestly reflective condition. mercerizered adj. Still drunk, and treating ordinary cotton as a material requiring improvement.
mercershipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a textile merchant’s position from a chair beside the till.