mercerizeredadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.In the depths of a dive bar, the Shelika found themselves engrossed in a deep conversation with a barstool, feeling strangely empathetic and slightly mercerizered.mercershippedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Dorion embraced their inner philosopher, pontificating on the meaning of life to a startled barstool, showcasing a truly profound level of mercershipped.merchandisabilitiedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.merchandised(/ˈmɜːt͡ʃəndaɪsd/)adj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Lolar attempted to high-five a statue, convinced it was their long-lost friend, during a particularly merchandised moment.merchandiseredadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.At the bus stop, Kurtlin struck up a conversation with a pigeon, appearing surprisingly merchandisered.merchandisinged(/ˈmɜːt͡ʃ(ə)ndaɪzɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Chairity decided they were a superhero and tried to fly off a bench, heroically merchandisinged.merchandizedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Raylin attempted a high-speed race against a shopping cart, feeling remarkably merchandized.merchandizeredadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Wilfreda reenacted the entire "Lion King" movie using household items as props, showcasing their creativity while being moderately merchandizingedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.Maritzabel passionately argued with a houseplant about the meaning of life, being quite merchandizinged.merchandriedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.merchant bankedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Sitting on the sidewalk, Locklyn pondered the mysteries of the universe, clearly merchant banked.merchant bankeredadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Tanylah offered to buy a stranger a drink with Monopoly money, generously merchant bankered.merchant ensignedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.merchant flaggedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Ilithia passionately defended their choice to wear a lampshade as a hat, fashionably merchant flagged.merchant fleetedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.A bystander chuckled as Lily-jeanne attempted to make a toast with a napkin, the epitome of charmingly merchant fleeted.merchant marinedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.