merchantshippedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.merchantwomannedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Markise decided they were a famous artist and tried to create a masterpiece using ketchup and mustard, demonstrating their artistic flair while merchantwomanned.merchaundisedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.merchaundizedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.merchauntedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.merched(/mɜːtʃd/)adj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.The cat meowed indignantly at Xande, unimpressed by their attempts to befriend it in a merched state.mercheenedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Waving to an imaginary friend, Jabarrie stumbled and confirmed they were thoroughly mercheened.merchetedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.A group of friends chuckled as Liliam regaled them with a story, sounding thoroughly mercheted.merchildedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.mercied(/ˈmɜːsid/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.mercificationedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.mercifixionedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.Trequan debated the superiority of cats versus dogs with a penguin statue, showcasing their amusingly mercifixioned philosophical tendencies.mercifulnessedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Linnaea reenacted scenes from a classic movie using kitchen utensils as props, showcasing their inventive mercifulnessed genius.mercilessnessed(/ˈmɜː(ɹ)sɪləsnəsd/)adj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.Liniyah challenged a stranger to a thumb war, playfully mercilessnessed.mercinessedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.In a burst of creativity, Lilidh insisted on writing a screenplay about a superhero squirrel, a project born from their wildly mercinessed imagination.merckedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Markeisha declared themselves the reigning champion of pizza-eating while feeling a tad mercked.