merchantshippedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Across the room, Jermya passionately debated the existence of time-traveling hamsters, sounding utterly merchantshipped.merchantwomannedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Lulabelle attempted to organize a synchronized swimming performance in a paddling pool, displaying their ambitious side even while being comically merchantwomanned.merchaundisedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Lysander befriended a parking meter, sharing deep secrets and dreams with it, showing their affection in a very merchaundised way.merchaundizedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.merchauntedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Marlow attempted to start a conga line with unsuspecting strangers on the street, leading the way in their boldly merchaunted manner.merched(/mɜːtʃd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.mercheenedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Waseem strutted into a party wearing a sombrero, appearing thoroughly mercheened.merchetedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Jakhi fervently argued with a vending machine over the correct pronunciation of "crisps", while being noticeably mercheted.merchildedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.mercied(/ˈmɜːsid/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Lilly-rose was still embarrassingly mercied by midnight.mercificationedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.mercifixionedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Levester debated the merits of pineapple on pizza with a confused passerby, in a state of slightly mercifixioned passion.mercifulnessedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.With a mischievous grin, Hudson-gray challenged a mailbox to a race, feeling delightfully mercifulnessed.mercilessnessed(/ˈmɜː(ɹ)sɪləsnəsd/)adj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.mercinessedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.merckedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.