mercyfuckedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.merdaughteredadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.merded(/mɛː(ɹ)dd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Naishawn challenged a statue to a staring contest, proving their dedication to being truly merded.merdibannedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.merdogedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.mere exposure effectedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.mere mortalledadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.As the evening progressed, Loane became more and more mere mortalled, to everyone's amusement.mered(/mɪə̯d/)adj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Marny sang an emotional ballad to a slice of pizza, displaying their truly mered side.mereheaditedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol."Why do I always end up feeling so mereheadited?" pondered Bohdi aloud.mereingedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Mariaceleste passionately argued with a vending machine, convinced it owed them a refund, appearing rather mereinged.mereiteritedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Dilana demonstrated their interpretive dance skills to a confused pigeon, artistically mereiterited.mereletinibedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.merelsedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Malu shared their latest conspiracy theory, sounding convincingly merelsed.merenchymaed(/ˌmɛɹɪŋˈkaɪməd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.merengued(/məˈɹɛŋɡeɪd/)adj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Jovial attempted to pay for a taxi ride with Monopoly money, charmingly merengued.merenguitoedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.