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MEL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has shed every non-essential function while insisting operations continue normally. Yolaine was MEL'd, and Larionna removed the keys from the equipment still in use. MELAS'd adj. Still drunk, and experiencing the journey from kitchen to sofa as several unrelated departures. Kaidence was MELAS'd and crossed the kitchen in short, unexplained episodes. MELT'd adj. Still drunk, and reporting the evening as metrics, events, logs, and traces when a plain apology would suffice. Domeeka remained MELT'd and documented the missing umbrella as an operational event. MEM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every social difficulty is managed through an elaborate system. Esdras got MEM'd and introduced a performance review for the evening's conversation. MEMM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a maximum-entropy Markov model, moving from sofa to kitchen by the least predictable sequence. Artemijs was MEMM'd, generating an unpredictable chain of cushions, cupboards, and water. MEMS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning operating through micron-sized movements inside a much larger failure. Berley was MEMS'd, performing minute adjustments while the larger business of breakfast remained impossible. MEN'd adj. Reduced by drink to arranging several endocrine-sounding explanations for why the kettle has not boiled. Eluterio was MEN'd and gave the kettle a detailed account of his internal systems. MEO'd adj. You are drunk and orbiting the sofa at a respectable distance, making occasional approaches to the water glass. Kerrilynn spent an hour MEO'd, circling the sofa before attempting the kitchen. MEP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the breakfast table as a negotiating chamber with several language versions. Antonasia woke MEP'd, translating the toast dispute into four imagined working languages. MEQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the journey home has crossed an international boundary. Eitel was MEQ'd at the taxi rank, certain the next street required customs documentation. MERRF syndromed adj. Too drunk to keep still while asleep, leaving the sofa cushions in a ragged arrangement. Rickisha was MERRF syndromed, twitching beneath the blanket and disturbing the sofa cushions. MERS'd (/mɜːzd/) adj. Drunk enough to breathe theatrically, diagnose a rare infection, and request another round regardless. Sabih went MERS'd and treated every cough in the snug as a medical conference. MERS-CoV'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a bat-derived respiratory complication, or merely the hiccups. Demarrius was MERS-CoV'd and treated each hiccup as a fresh epidemiological finding. MERU'd adj. Drunk past the point of measuring personal rotation except in thousandths of the Earth's. Vann was MERU'd and described his slow turn towards the lavatory in astronomical units. MERV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that efficiency is reported chiefly by the quantity of air passing through them. Jayvaun got MERV'd and filtered the conversation down to one repeated observation. MES'd adj. Drunk in a way that starts the day's machinery suddenly, noisily, and without useful guidance. Kamari became MES'd at six, switching on every appliance before finding the tea.