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mereologisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every missing object is sought by analysing its parts and their wholes. Jeannie got mereologisted and dismantled the sandwich to locate the absent pickle. mereotopologied (/ˌmɛɹɪətəˈpɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning boundaries and part-whole relations to every object before moving it. Micaih got mereotopologied and mapped the parts of the table before standing up. meresed adj. Drunk on the strength of one small disc-shaped knob, confidently separating the glass from its foot. meresmanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointed by yourself to inspect every boundary on the map. Frankline got meresmanned and corrected the pub's floor plan with a beer mat. merestaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing like a pollard to mark territory nobody assigned you. meresteaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub's bounded floor as a farmstead requiring management. Bibek got meresteaded and allocated the corners of the pub to imaginary livestock. merestoned adj. Still drunk, and designating every fixed object as a boundary stone for purposes of navigation. Emedio got merestoned and used the umbrella stand to mark the route to the lavatory. mereswined (/ˈmɪə(ɹ)ˌswaɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a porpoise from a dolphin, but confident enough to lecture on the difference. He got mereswined and identified the pub sign as a porpoise approaching land. meretriciousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake glittering appearance for sound judgement, and defend the mistake elegantly. Preston got meretriciousnessed and bought the flashing hat because it appeared financially promising. meretrixed adj. Having drunk more than your Roman-history knowledge can support, and addressing strangers as though they were senators. merfamilied adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the entire group a family of merfolk and assign everyone a watery relation. Shanqua was merfamilied, assigning everyone a watery cousin while clearing breakfast. merfathered adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa requires paternal supervision and the glass of water is tucked in. Roselind was merfathered, checking the sofa's cushions before settling beside them. merfolded adj. Drunk enough to measure the walk to the kitchen in several different distances. merfolked adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, with the lower half committed to the cushions. Jvante was merfolked, upright above the sofa but entirely claimed below it. merfolksed adj. Drunk beyond useful locomotion, and resting in a household arrangement more aquatic than intended. merfriended adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest cushion a trusted companion. Merissa became merfriended and introduced the sofa cushion to everyone in the kitchen.