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mergansered (/məˈɡænsəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is searched sharply and repeatedly for fish. Karee was mergansered, inspecting the fridge with the concentration of a diving bird. merge laned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a clear acceleration lane between sofa and kitchen. merge requested adj. Drunk on the strength of a proposed union between yourself, the sofa and a blanket. Gaege was merge requested, awaiting approval before joining the sofa for the night. merge sorted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging kitchen tasks into progressively smaller lists. merge-sorted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly divide, yet still sorting the cushions into orderly groups. Elean was merge-sorted, separating sofa cushions into neat piles before lying among them. mergeabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and readily combinable with any nearby sofa, blanket or cushion. Sabah was mergeabilitied, joining the sofa, blanket and glass of water without protest. mergebursted adj. Drunk by closing time, and releasing a sudden household energy burst before collapsing on the sofa. Maik was mergebursted, boiling the kettle at speed before losing momentum beside it. merged (/mɜːd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that your body and the sofa have become one household unit. mergeed adj. Still drunk, and undergoing gradual incorporation into whichever piece of furniture is nearest. mergenced adj. Too drunk to remain separate from the sofa, the blanket or the kitchen doorway. Smrithi was mergenced with the sofa before anyone found the spare blanket. mergered (/ˈmɜː.d͡ʒəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine every remaining domestic task into one vague visit to the kitchen. Atong was mergered, carrying a mug, a blanket and the water glass as one undertaking. mergers and acquisitionsed adj. Having drunk enough to consolidate the household's cushions, snacks and responsibilities under one sleepy management. Jenard was mergers and acquisitionsed, taking control of the sofa and its surrounding snacks. mergesorted adj. You have drunk enough to divide the evening into tiny tasks, then join them on the sofa. Shirah was mergesorted, splitting the journey for water into several carefully observed stages. merginged adj. You are drunk and gradually becoming continuous with the blanket, cushions and nearest side table. mergirled adj. Of a drinker: reclining on the sofa with a domestic aquatic dignity and no plan to rise. mergismed adj. Of a drinker who has chosen joining the sofa over every other available action. Cuitlahuac was mergismed, favouring union with the sofa over making tea.