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mergisted adj. Describing a drinker who favours combining household objects rather than putting any of them away. Elzie was mergisted, joining mugs, blankets and cushions into one evening's furniture. merguarded adj. A drinker who patrols the kitchen briefly before returning to protect the sofa from visitors. merguezed (/mɛəˈɡɛzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen seems to contain one long, spicy sausage-shaped route to bed. Clairissa merguezed through the kitchen, following one long spicy sausage-shaped route towards bed. merguyed adj. The state of being drunk and male, with the sofa mistaken for a reliable tide. merhorsed adj. Drunk to the extent of bobbing upright through the bar, delicately and with no useful means of propulsion. Esmee-rose spent twenty minutes merhorsed beside the pumps, rising and sinking with each passing customer. merhusbanded adj. Drunk on the strength of having taken the landlord, the barmaid and the entire snug as spouses. meribendanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on the heart to maintain the evening unaided. Nicoles sat meribendanned beneath the fruit machine, insisting the pulse was doing its job. mericarped adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to one small, self-contained seed of an argument. Jaliana was mericarped at the bar, carrying a single point and refusing to divide it. mericitabined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every antiviral remedy as a reasonable alternative to going home. mericloned adj. Still drunk, and producing several identical versions of the same anecdote without apparent propagation errors. meridamycinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a macrolide from a mild lager, but confident that both belong in the glass. Zackaree went meridamycinned and requested the medicinal pint from the end of the bar. merided adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the interval between two notes by the distance between last orders and regret. meridian termited adj. Having drunk more than enough to navigate by magnetic instinct towards the warmest corner of the pub. meridianed (/məˈɹɪ.dɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to stand in a perfect line between the bar, the lavatory and an imagined celestial pole. Esthefania stood meridianed beside the bar, aligned precisely with the loos and the exit. meridiemed adj. You have drunk enough to declare midday, regardless of the clock, the landlord or the visible darkness. Jamespatrick was meridiemed at half past ten and ordered eggs as though the sun had just risen. meridienned adj. A drinker who has become a sloping daybed arrangement, head supported and feet pointing vaguely towards the kitchen.